Style-Spotlight

Nicole Richie went barefoot to grab some coffee, while out and about.

Eew! Her feet are emaciated, like those skinny chicken ankles. This is why women need shoes. If anyone should put on some classic (bronze, perhaps, for her gorgeous coloring) pumps, it’s she.

(Photo courtesy of Perez Hilton.)

Nicole Richie

It all seems like a dream to me, this Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes relationship. It indeed started out as a fantasy in a young Holmes’ mind. When I heard about that, I thought it was sweet for them to “end up together.” Then I came back to the present reality of the situation. It’s just sick. I absolutely cannot believe the news that they are engaged. And I expect one of them to call this agreement off at any moment, certainly before the wedding ceremony, hopefully before this goes to extreme bridesmaid-dresses extents.

Here we see Tom & Katie in perfectly-styled matching outfits, at one of their public appearances. Every bit of this couple-image is choreographed, fashion included, at some events.

I do encourage all of the lovers in the world to compliment each other in attire as well as in their personalities, but who wants to see it on this unevenly-matched pair?

All I am going to say is congratulations to Kelly Osbourne for losing weight. Look at that tiny waist she has! Her arms are still appropriately sized for a woman, and you can see in her face that she’s not too thin at all. She looks absolutely smashing.

There’s no need for me to dis the goth ensemble, being Goth is a life choice, and I can’t stand the way of that. (Actually, I’m not that polite, I just support people who have won the harsh battle in getting fit.)

This could be a very nice suit, at quick glance.

But, yes, those are 90-degree-angle shoulder pads.

They make her huge boobs look even droopier than they are (what is up with her rack?!).

And the sleeves are much longer than her arms. We can’t even see the tip of a finger.

Yes, Madonna is in desperate need of a tailor.

The Material Girl. This song is like an anthem, in a playful way, of course.

A while ago, Nicole Richie turned her style status around. But more recently, she turned into a sickly twig. Now, in her hugely over sized sunglasses, Nicole looks like a bug-girl. She’s the (Not So) Incredible Shrinking Woman of the Hollywood Freak Show.

Britney Spears has cut her famous blond hair short, and somehow that’s news. This picture is from People.com.

I used to think that Ms. Spears had some innate fashionable qualities that produced her daring ensembles, but as the old Brit gave way, I completely gave up on her. First, she was quoted saying unintelligent, hick things. Then she got married in a pink sweatsuit. (!!!!) Now she is pregnant by that husband who is somehow more hick than she is, and she thinks it’s an excuse to dress like this: More, more, more »

Lindsay Lohan, I repeat much of what I said to miss Hilary Duff.

I saw your new video, “First” (which is ironically titled, I think, it alludes to a star’s ego). “First” of all, you need to take a writing class, since professional-penners with integrity (which true talent leads to) don’t seem to flock to the teenybopper likes of yourself. It’s not your fault for being young and once freshed-face and quite delightful, the problem is whom you’ve become. And, I’m sorry, but you also cannot go from inexperienced actress to serious musician. One can’t even get into the music business without serious flak. You’re not a rocker, and you probably can never become one, just because of what your image is.

Which brings me to the Blonde, which admittedly looks hot paired with those big, white shades, and your coy smile. But — well, okay, you still look hot, but you have to remember that originality is important, and your auburn locks were gorgeous. Keep that in mind, and do what you like, but …

one thing that I can’t leave out: You can afford to eat some Wendy’s. Your hips are looking disproportionately slim in those sleek high-waisted pants with buttons and a look reminiscent of a simpler, more elegant early 1900s decade. It’s nice to remember our innocent youths, and there’s a lesson in yours; you were so beautiful. Unlike most of us, it’ll be easy for you to get it back, and quite fun with all those Hot Fudge Sundaes.

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Christina Aguilera can really write a melody, but it appears she needs to work on her right hook.

The soulful singer injured her arm, and now wears it bandaged, while fighting with a drunk “fan” at a nightclub.

She’s such a classy girl.

We can see this with her new, “pin-up” hairstyle. See the pictures.