Style-Spotlight

Pamela Anderson is doing something to Lindsay Lohan.

She appears to have had boundary problems while
greeting the young starlet; and they came together
in an almost kiss. Look how scared little Lindsay looks!

Lindsay Lohan Pamela Anderson

It was fashion mishaps–no crimes–of mis-shape at the 2005 Teen Choice Awards‘ red carpet.

Ashlee Simpson

What is she wearing? Looks like a muu muu for a pregnant woman.

Hilary Duff

What? She must be Ashlee’s future crack goth baby.

Rachel Bilson

And here we have the great grandmother. (The dress would be adorable, if it were 19 sizes smaller.)

This is making me sick to my stomach to report, so I’ll just get it out: P. Diddy is changing his name to Diddy.

“I felt like the ‘P’ was getting between me and my fans and now we’re closer,” Diddy said.

That’s delusional.

“During concerts, half the crowd is saying ‘P. Diddy’–half the crowd is chanting ‘Diddy’–now everybody can just chant ‘Diddy.’ “

Wow, confusing. Really, they’re not that dumb as to have a problem with that, are they?

“I even started to get confused myself–and when I’d called someone on the telephone it took me a long time to explain who I was. Too long,” Diddy told the New York Post.

Wow, you are dumb. Maybe you should actually use a legal name in certain situations, that might help your problem.

This story hurts my head.

Accused by the tabloids of stealing Wilmer Valderrama away from Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson’s new single, “Boyfriend,” contains a message in its chorus – which goes, “I didn’t steal your boyfriend.”

Still, Simpson claims the refrain is not aimed at Lohan.

“It’s not about one person in particular. It’s just something every girl can relate to … [how] every girl out there sometimes thinks you stole her boyfriend. It’s just making fun of that,” Simpson, 20, said of the song at this weekend’s 2005 Teen Choice Awards, MTV News reports.

What kind of drama queen life do young people today live? What could a girl do to cause any other woman to think this - other than “crazy drunk sluttie” you saw once stripping and starting CAT FIGHT(s)! at a kegger your more questionable college pal dragged you to (because you were a good studious lady, who only rarely gave in to peer pressure, I’m sure)?

Also, how sad is that for Ashlee? To have this pathetic life and to be sisters with said CDS.

Ashlee Simpson

“It’s not confirmed yet, but I want to do it,” Ashlee Simpson tells Billboard of her discussions to host and perform on Saturday Night Live around the release date of her new album. “I’ve battled those demons. I’m ready to go back out and do it again.”

I am behind you, Ashlee, but I don’t think SNL actually wants you back.

Ashlee Simpson

Paris Hilton has parted ways with another of her best pals, but this time it’s family. In a move of shallow selfishness, Paris has given up her dog, Tinkerbell, because the poor little Chihuahua has grown too big. Don’t worry for the pup; she’s being taken care of by Mrs. Hilton, now. (Obviously Paris was not a proper mom.) Paris replaced the doggie with a younger, smaller Chihuahua, Bambi (which will inevitably grow, as well, dumbass heiress).

Paris Hilton is pure evil. She wants a pet merely to look cute while in her arm. I sincerely hope she does not have children with herself, I mean Paris. I’m sorry, I got confused, she’s “in love” with them both.

Paris Hilton

Jessica Simpson has debuted her denim line for plus sizes. The sized 12-24 jeans are available at Avenue stores for $58.

In the same PEOPLE article that posted this quick bit of news, there was some juicy info on the fashion from The Dukes of Hazzard. Whether I appreciate the fashion quality of the film’s wardrobe or not, I do enjoy reading this much detail about clothing.

“It’s the cornerstone of the whole look. We started with dozens of cuts of jeans, colors, fits. We cut them off, washed them to give them a raw edge and then Jessica walked into trying on 25 pairs,” Tyrrell tells the Associated Press. “All her wardrobe fits into one box because everything is minuscule.”

Compared to what Catherine Bach wore on the original ’70s TV series, Simpson’s pants sit lower on the hips, but the “hem” actually looks a tad bit longer than the shorts that hit Bach above her hip bone.

The hem on the front part of the thigh arcs up, then it arcs down around the hips into a downward curve in the back to help keep the rear of the shorts in place. “When they’re hanging on a hanger, they’re minuscule,” Tyrrell says.

Simpson also wears a wallet and chain that clips to her belt – a custom-made leather one with a floral pattern, AP reports.

Also, while Bach added a little extra nylon sheen to her legs in the TV series, Simpson goes bare. At the foot of it all: red leather sandals with ankle straps and gold-colored spike heels.

“They’re not just hot,” Tyrrell says, “they’re tough (and) all things you could’ve gotten in Hazzard County.”

Click here to see Jessica “modeling her plus-sized jeans.”

Jessica Simpson

When Lindsay grew out of her ten-year-old freckles, she grew into not only a beautiful young lady, but a taste for style. She experiments and wears the best of the best - sometimes.

One thing she does, while usually looking stunning - is wear sophisticated styles beyond her years. The lass looks great, and there’s usually no issue with overt sexually, in these looks. My peeve is that it’s a bit mature and out of step with the other aspects of her teen queen-bee image.

The actress gets non-juicy roles in vacuous films which don’t demand the talent she actually has. And while this girl is always either fashionable or trendy (there is often a difference), she doesn’t have one personality in her clothing choices.

When Lindsay dresses like she does here, on the runway of the Mr. and Mrs. Smith premiere, I get confused.

This picture illustrates one of the biggest makeovers of Lindsay Lohan’s career and style. She became a singer. I’m feeling pretty loose with my terminology, here.

The teen star was able to show off bigger, bolder looks, as well as shorter, skimpier attire, once she made her music debut.

But here is young Lindsay looking very fresh, and I approve of this photo. Click for a larger version.

Lindsay Lohan has been writing to express her feelings about her recent family troubles. Lindsay Lohan writes? That’s a little hard to believe, having heard (a couple of) her songs. Just don’t tell me that Britney Spears reads, though, okay? I can’t take that much wheezing laughter.

Lohan’s rep spoke to People Magazine, “[When] some people write poetry or short stories, she writes lyrics.” What does the teen queen have to say? “It’s kind of her asking her father why he did this, with all this on her shoulders … she’s saying, ‘You say you loved us, why are you doing this to us?‘”

That sounds original.

“Lindsay’s song, described as a ‘rockish ballad,’ is expected to be released as a single within the next two months and a video shot for it in the next five weeks, the rep added.”

Music mogul Tommy Mottola also tells PEOPLE: “Lindsay is one of the most talented, creative and intuitive people I’ve ever met. Her visual ideas for this piece are absolutely incredible. I suggested that she direct this video because in addition to having complete knowledge of the medium, she has even a greater understanding of the material.”

While I will stand to point out that Lindsay is talented, I must say this: Understands the song she wrote? She wrote it, right? There is just no standard for “artists” these days.

To get serious, for a minute, the situation with her parent’s divorce is pretty bad.

Lindsay, whose parents’ bitter divorce trial is under way in Long Island, N.Y., has said that her father, Michael Lohan, never helped her career, though he now seeks half the earnings of his estranged wife Dina, who manages Lindsay.

Dina, 42, has claimed that Michael, 45, whom she married in 1985, was an abusive philanderer. Michael is currently in prison for crimes including driving while impaired.

Lindsay Lohan