According to US Weekly, this week Nick and Jessica fessed up to a pending divorce. Yet, according to their PR and Reps … those announcements are false. Now, A British paper reports that Jessica and Nick landed in London on Friday, taking a much needed vacation from the Divorce scandals. Both have been spotted in [...]

Oh-mi-god! Like Freddie Prinze Jr. so has a new t.v. show. That is just so …
lame.

Ashley lived through her first successful Saturday Night Live appearance, second overall, tonight.

The newly re-blond performer opened with a beautifully melodic, lyrically challenged, vocally average song Ashlee said she wrote after the original SNL incident. It was sad, typical, and mostly unmoving due to lack of a personal feel. Her voice, however, pushed through its [...]

So, I know that this story broke a few days ago, and in Celeb time it is HISTORY. But I love to gash up history and stomp and stomp all over it, because I can never let things go and I am always trying to read into regrets in the past that I [...]

Do I have Shallow Hal goggles on, or does Tom Cruise keep getting more and more physically unattractive?

Looks like Katie won’t be free of Tom, she’s sucked in by the bonds of blood, now. With still no wedding date set, Cruise’s (note) spokesperson told people the news that Holmes is pregnant.
Now that Tom has inseminated Katie with his alien, “science” child, her future’s looking pretty grim. I just hope she can [...]

So, I read this morning that Miss Lindsay Lohan was in another car crash. While she was shopping with a friend, the paparazzi were hounding her, and she tried to escape via her black Mercedes. The relentless demons of pap’s (as I will refer to them always) didn’t stop, and caused her to side [...]

Perhaps it didn’t soar to great heights, but Joss Whedon’s Serenity landed 2nd for its opening weekend at the Box Office, with $10,141,000. (I gave $16 of that for my ticket and my duty to bring a non-fan.) It was in the top spot for new releases, though, and it’s by no means unsuccessful, so [...]

I’ve been saying it for a while. Well, not so loudly, because her starvation-death wish overshadows practically any good she shows. But anyway, Nicole Richie is a style icon.
She was dubbed so by the Style Awards, themselves.
Does anyone else have any info on these awards? Darn those quick t.v. show clips. I can’t find it [...]

Ashlee Simpson turned 21 today, and claims she is very happy to be allowed to legally drink “a glass of champagne.”

Ash, just don’t hurt your voice with all the booze for your “redeeming” performance on Saturday Night Live, this weekend, October 8th.
Here’s praying for ya.