Style-Spotlight

If it didn’t work for Sienna, it’s not going to work for you.

Oh, look! It’s the Boogie Woogie Supermodel of Company B.

The latest news/gossip is that Britney Spears is dropping babies like they’re hot, yo! When Sean Preston is only 7 months old (and while Kevin Federline has two young children outside their relationship), Britney Spears cannot hide her 2nd pregnancy any longer! (How far along IS she? When’s the third child planned to be conceived? [When’s Kevin gettin’ dropped?])

Even bigger news is that Britney’s private journal with poems and lyrics has been stolen, and this tentative single has been released to the Internet! (But with her new career as stay-at-drunk Mom, she probably won’t release it, anyway.)

Here are the words! (Tune is familiar; very creative, that Brit.)

“Oops, I Dropped One Again”

Oops! I did it again!
I was perfectly thin,
then I had a kid.
Oh, baby 1, baby 2.

Now I’m addicted,
though I’m a bad mom,
I’ll prob’ly have 10!
Oh, baby 3, baby 4!

They drop on their heads,
and I can’t use my car seat,
but what can I say?!
They’re cute when asleep!

Oh, baby 5, baby 6!
I can’t help myself,
I love that Kev sex!
Mrs. Fed’s not that innocent!

Strapless bra anyone?

Just awhile back, we couldn’t turn our heads without seeing some celeb with the Balenciaga Lariat. Now it seems the YSL Muse Bag has taken over in popularity. Clockwise from top left we see Jennifer Lopez with a white Muse on her way into the Beverley Hills Hotel, Noami Watts with a small white Muse strolling the streets with a friend also with an oversize Muse bag, Lindsay Lohan and her white Muse which she accessorises with bubble tea (yum) and finally even Pamela Anderson has gotten in on the act with her oversized white Muse.

Of all the stories and news items I’ve read this week, this was by far my favorite. So, even though it may be “old news”, it makes me smile anyway. Maybe the story is new to some of you. It goes like this:

This past week, David Copperfield actually used his sleight of hand skills to avoid being robbed.

According to police reports, Copperfield was walking with two assistants to their tour bus after his show Sunday in West Palm Beach, when four teens pulled up in a car. Two armed robbers allegedly got out of the car and demanded the group’s belongings.

One woman handed over $400 from her pockets and the other gave up her purse with 200 euros, $100, her passport, plane tickets and a cell phone. Copperfield, however, refused to empty his pockets. He says he turned his pockets inside out to reveal nothing in them, even though he was carrying his passport, wallet and cell phone.

As the car drove away, Copperfield read the license plate number to an assistant while she called 911. Four teenagers were arrested and charged with armed robbery. All their belongings were recovered.

Who would have thought that being a magician could provide skills that would prove useful in possible life and death situations? Wow. I better keep practicing those card tricks…

People Magazine has named Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and their children Zahara and Maddox (pictured here with a family friend in Namibia) the most beautiful family in the world.

That’s a heck of a title. In the entire world? Hmm. I don’t know about that. I always thought my family was quite beautiful…

Access Hollywood has confirmed that Britney Spears is, indeed, pregnant with her second child.

I’m sick to death hearing about TomKat and baby Suri so I thought I’d take a break and write about another couple no one cares about.

We haven’t heard from Sienna and Jude for awhile so just to keep you informed: Sienna has reportedly dumped Hayden Christensen. Personally, I care so little for her, I didn’t even know they were going out, but hey. They met on the set of her new film Factory Girl and after a brief fling, it seems Sienna got tired of him and flew back to London from LA where she was then seen getting into Jude Law’s car.

Sienna is also reportedly planning to quit her London life for the Big Apple. She was seen looking at houses in the Chelsea area.

Factory Girl is indeed the film in which she chopped off all her hair for. Because I can’t bare to look at her with the hideous new hair do, I have posted a photo of her pre-cut.