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No, I’m not going to say that Britney Spears’s tummy has ballooned up to be actually the size of the average woman’s. Gasp, I just did. Anyway, I really want to be nice when I say that Brit—you shouldn’t wear bikinis right now. You’re still beautiful but also a new momma. You can lose the extra padding, for sure, so for now just respect yourself and understand … um … we don’t want to see your bits, your parts, your head, oh for god’s sake, we don’t want to see your bald head! We hardly want to see you at all right now, but that works out because it’s for the very same reasons you’re hiding away (no! don’t come out!) in rehab.

In similar news, TMZ reported Britney recently stripped down to her undies in a Bebe boutique, outside of the fitting rooms, to try on clothes.

Aggh! She really doesn’t get it, huh?

Do you get this?

YOU in mere months if you don’t adopt a healthy lifestyle! So honey, stay in rehab. Mm’k?

Via The Superficial

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2 Comments on “Britney’s Growing Belly in a Bikini? No! A Lesson for Brit.”

1. Holly Says:
   March 9th, 2007 at 11:49 am

   4 gods sake leave britney alone shes luvly an shes gurjus an i feel sorry 4 her cz of ppl like u always putting her down….u jelous ***womanly parts***!

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2. Sarah Jean Snarker Says:
   March 10th, 2007 at 4:21 am

   It’s true that we should cut her slack during a difficult time, but I’m trying to help! And if she doesn’t read this, then there’s not even any harm!

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