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Britney’s Wacky Pregnant Fashion “Statements”
July 18th, 2005 at 1:44 pm by Sarah Jean Snarker » Bookmark on del.icio.us » Digg It?
Britney Spears has cut her famous blond hair short, and somehow that’s news. This picture is from People.com.
I used to think that Ms. Spears had some innate fashionable qualities that produced her daring ensembles, but as the old Brit gave way, I completely gave up on her. First, she was quoted saying unintelligent, hick things. Then she got married in a pink sweatsuit. (!!!!) Now she is pregnant by that husband who is somehow more hick than she is, and she thinks it’s an excuse to dress like this:
And no, it’s not okay to still bare your belly when it’s larger than your head and ass combined, I don’t care if “having a baby is a miracle from God.” I don’t care if you think this means you are “beyond all that.” And I don’t care if you can’t find maternity hooker wear, and your new body depresses you, so you just give up. There are new stores like Mommy Chic, which are urban cool and give the image of a strong, collected woman. See, other people think bein’ a mom is where it’s at, yo, so you don’t have to lose everything about your sense of style.
Now, as for this image of you dining out, ahem, it’s kind of nice to see you looking like a mom. Or, no, I mean that old lady in a housecoat who yells at kids from her porch. Yeah, that’s just not good. Another thing that is important is to put those pregnancy-sized puppies in a brassiere. They were never exactly perky, and now you’re going to have a little (or two?) Federline feeding off of them. Face it, judging by how you’re handling these changes, your sex appeal days are over, and people will want you to cover up.
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October 25th, 2005 at 8:19 am
When a woman goes braless, LET HER BE DAMNIT!!! wink wink
October 25th, 2005 at 12:27 pm
I can’t sit by and let Britney go sans bra. They’re practically rolling out of my monitor screen in the bottom picture. It’s all “downhill” from here.
October 28th, 2005 at 4:13 pm
I dunno, she is a proud mamma!!! I think every woman has the right to what SHE wants to wear. I mean it’s not killing anyone. I mean if you people can’t stand it so much stop going to websites to trash her, simply stop and look the other way!!!!!!
October 28th, 2005 at 4:34 pm
She is in the public spotlight. I say, stop taking pictures, Paparazzi; stop posting this ugly freakiness, Webmasters. When I don’t see it, I can’t complain.
October 30th, 2005 at 9:52 am
I think it is ok. So leave Britney the hell alone because you can’t even leave her alone when she is pregnant. get off her damn case.
November 1st, 2005 at 2:54 am
This fat woman, already is not the supposed beauty.
makes me happy.
Fat old woman
November 2nd, 2005 at 1:14 pm
Wow, many people had tons to say about Britney’s fashion sense!! It always cracks me up to read other people’s opinions about her. Some people love her no matter how crazy she is….and others, (like myself) don’t even understand how she is that famous, considering how un-intelligent she comes off, and the fact that she really can’t sing a lick.
Kudos to you guys for true opinions. Kudos.
November 4th, 2005 at 2:17 pm
What is wrong with her breasts? Where do you think a womans breasts are supposed to be? Wearing a bra has no effect whatsoever on where your breasts end up, it is heredity, the amount of fat you carry, normal aging process. Skin loses it elasticity all over your body as you age, no unnatural harness is going to stop that. Womens breasts are SUPPOSED to lay on the chest wall as they get older. I think she is a trendsetter for those womes that absolutely hate to be strapped into an uncomfrtable harness that bind and restricts the free movement that the body naturally needs and deserves. If you don’t like it look the other way. Go Brittany!
November 4th, 2005 at 3:49 pm
Whoa. Go hippie movement, I suppose. The bra lifts the breasts for as long as I look at a woman in public, and that’s usually all I need. Women also need the right bra, or the breasts won’t be in the right place, anyway. The well-sized bra does wonders.
We get used to bras, it’s a good thing.
November 27th, 2005 at 1:09 pm
I dont think there is anything wrong with what she is wearing. Shes pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is comfortable and trust me if you were carrying around about 30 extra pounds you wouldnt be to concerned about who is looking at your boobs!!!!
November 27th, 2005 at 2:06 pm
Hmmm. Sorry to say, but I think I might just BE. … And I might even care more that my boobs look good.
December 23rd, 2005 at 12:15 am
Hahahah that’s funny but yeah i heard that she named her son “Preston Micheal Spears” haha strange beacuse the initials will be “PMS” =P