I’ve been in shock. I’ve been in mourning. I couldn’t even face it. I didn’t want to announce it at all.

I care. Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are getting separated.

It’s like hell froze over, pigs flew … I mean, those two vowed to a television audience they were “till death.”

I watched their reality show and those two just struck a chord with me. I believed in them. I believed if there is any celebrity couple to last, it would be them. They should have lasted forever.

Now … I don’t know. I’ve lost a piece of my youthful romanticism.

Hopefully this just means all celebrity couples are doomed. Everyone else should find true love at least by their second marriage. Hey, that’s just statistics.

Source: I confirmed through various sources.
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