Archive for the 'Fashion Frights' Category
November 21, 2007 at 11:57 am by Sarah Jean Snarker

When I first read the photo headline - I had to look. (Come on!)

Then it hit me, “she’s pregnant, we can’t be looking at the panties of a pregnant woman! Have-” … then I saw the second picture. “That’s not panties.”
Oh my god! We can’t be looking at vaginas of pregnant women! Have some decency!
(Stop looking!! Now!!)
But then I started thinking — “Xtina! You’re PREGNANT! Have some decency!”
Is she worried about ruining underwear come water-breaking time? (When is that now, could be soon.) Insane labor speed goals??!
Gosh, if you must go pantiless for some reason, avoid motor vehicles entirely! Have you no brain??!
One final note, kudos on the wax job, I believe a woman must look her best come leg-spreading time. Yes, I especially mean labor.
Cick for more photos, #3 NSFW. More, more, more »
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July 9, 2007 at 7:33 pm by Biba Girl

Um, doesn’t J Lo know that bell bottoms are simply not the way to go for her body type? What’s even more marvelously yucky are the heavy black boots and hose on her backup dancers. Whoever’s responsible for this needs to rethink their choice of careers, and I’m not kidding. J Lo looks astonishingly terrible.
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May 24, 2007 at 11:31 pm by Biba Girl

 Okay. This is beyond words, so you can try (unsuccessfully, I might add) to figure out what is going on with Evangeline’s hair. And her jacket. And her scarf. And her shorts. I’m having a celebrity fashion meltdown here, people!
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May 24, 2007 at 2:50 pm by Biba Girl

No one, and I do mean no one, can do the whole heandband-scarf thing right. And Ashton’s included. Perhaps he was inspired by Johnny Depp’s scarf-y look on his promotional tours, but Johnny’s was about as close to the mark as he could come, and he still missed it.
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May 21, 2007 at 11:49 pm by Biba Girl

Kate Hudson’s choice of overalls was rather questionable, as you can see from shots taken with son Ryder. These overalls are just so. . . marsupial. I suppose they’re excellent for carrying stuff, but doesn’t she have an assistant for that?
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May 21, 2007 at 11:30 pm by Biba Girl
Exhibit A, Judith Godreche:

I went to fashion school, and I can tell you right away that this is a freshman-year disaster. Appliques? Puh-lease. And, to make it even worse, this women is French–Parisian, no less.
And then there’s Exhibit B, a disaster even closer to home. I present to you: Maria Menounos!

Was the intention to exclude any hint of waist? If so, nice job, Maria. Otherwise, I think you might have missed the mark.
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May 12, 2007 at 11:16 am by Biba Girl
Britney Spears led the way in the last Encino study, which proclaimed her the most overexposed celeb by 72%. I guess this post isn’t helping the whole situation, but it’s a lost cause anyway, right?

From a fashionista’s perspective, I have to say that her wardrobe choice warrants a lot of extra attention. WHAT is going on with the towel, may I ask? Why is it fashioned into a bib? She’s pitifully clueless.
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May 6, 2007 at 12:17 am by Biba Girl

I feel nauseous. Don’t her legs look positively Jack Sprat-esque? Her bottom half looks shrunken and skinny next to that massive satin blazer. I’m curious about those shoes, mainly because they’re the ugliest things I’ve ever seen. Do you think they’re boots? Or worse. . . ankle boots?
Jessica probaby looked hot standing next to the Pussycat Dolls anyway.


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May 4, 2007 at 5:31 am by Biba Girl

I didn’t have anything to do with it. What the heck am I talking about? Someone taking her entire wardrobe and you know, hiding it. I only wish someone could do that, even if it was for just a day. White go-go boots?!
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April 28, 2007 at 1:13 am by Biba Girl

Maybe Kristin Cavallari wore this unfortunate combination out thinking that the cover of night was enough to hide a laundry-day bra. Wrong! It reminds me of Hayden’s woefully clueless little dress. Ouch.
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