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A poll for children ages 2 (yeah I don’t know how it was conducted) to 17 found Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are “naughty.” Even more so than Darth Vadar (well, what has he done, lately) and the Grinch (hey, didn’t they both “turn to good” in the end?).

I say Christian because it’s obvious the terms are taken from Santa’s big ol’ list, and the time of year this is, but maybe those kids think repenting before death and/or Christmas Day makes one less evil than poptarts parading their vajayjay’s everywhere. It really is relative, huh?

I have issue with Miley Cyrus aka Hanna Montana topping the “nice” column for kids under 13. Children do forget easily, huh? Even about their stupid losing out on concert tickets. But what makes her “nicer” than anthropologist slash official Mrs. Adoption, Angelina Jolie (the elder kids’ fav)? Hmm?

Oh but the 13 to 17 year olds apparently do not forgive because Ms. Confessions of a Repentive Teen Star, Lindsay Lohan, came in 3rd naughtiest (rarr) on theirs.

Apparently drugs are just worse than murder and oh, stealing Christmas.

Source: TV Crunch

Remember back when Britney, Angelina, Katie Holmes, Gwenyth Paltrow, Melissa Joan Hart, Jennifer Garner, Heidi Klum, Melanie Brown (is that not her name anymore?), blah blah blah — were all pregnant and/or giving birth at the same time?

Well, now … here we go again??

Emma Bunton (baby spicy bun-tonned in the oven months back), Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez (will her bust now match her butt?), Halle Berry, Cate Blanchett, Melissa Joan Hart again……

All I’m thinking is, do celebrity women get pregnant at the same time, just like real-life girl friends get their periods??? Watch out famous women, up your birth control!

Angie chose a super-sunny Ungaro gown for Ocean Thirteen’s world premiere at Cannes, and ditched her de rigeur dark shades. Angelina looks far less sickly and way more upbeat when you just splash a little bright color up near her face. Three cheers for yellow!

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With reports that Angelina Jolie is ready to adopt what would be their 5th child, I am officially declaring her an Adoptaholicâ„¢. Seriously, this woman’s as bad as I am with handbags. And getting worse just as quickly.

When you’ve just gotten a new one, and you already feel that longing, that empty desire … Angie, you’re not treating these orphans as humans, you’re treating them as accessories. You have to re-evaluate, because these are living things!

She’s lucky she’s a rich powerhouse, or else someday she might need to sell her older ones on eBay. Wouldn’t be pretty Ange. Hey, there’d be an upside—-Celebrity Rehab! So luxe! Um, actually, it sounds like a good idea now….

Sure what you’re doing helps kids, but your collection is growing too fast. You won’t be able to handle this at some point, for sure.

Here are some warning signs you’re out of control:

• Your orphan comes with the name of Emma Jane, you rename to Heven Roze.
• Next time, you ask for two—you know, a pair–a set—but you also ask they be pigmies. Tiny is in!
• You commission for a special stroller for your litter, it’ll expand to fit the growing family. Then you push them around everywhere. The oldest is 11.
• In 14 years time, you realize you don’t get bonding time with one of them very much, he’s not very attractive and doesn’t play well with others. You wonder how you can get him to divorce you — there are so many other kids you want instead!
• You start thinking even non-orphans would be better off with you as their mother, this gets you in various legal troubles.
• You move on up to wanting "It Kids." Those Olsen’s are adults now, but they need some nurturing! The Sprouse boys were so cute as kids, and you really feel you could "raise" them to their potential. And that Abigail Breslin on your arm — ooh! You would be the HOTTEST mama, everyone would envy you!
• If designer bags are in, imagine designer babies! You get Marc Jacobs to donate his sperm to inseminate into Phoebe Philo’s egg—-and the kid will be allll yourrrrssss. It’s not about beauty (you’ve got yourself + Brad for that [damn you’re lucky]) it’s about TALENT!
• You come to the inspired idea that it’s not just about having and raising your own kids - no! Charity is also in allowing baron or ugly would-be parents to raise your and Brad’s embryos, and you make a killing off the business.
• You put yourself on a "child ban" for 12 months, you’ve just adopted too many in recent weeks.

Think this seems far-fetched? Just wait.

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A Vietnamese newspaper reported that Angelina Jolie has vowed to become a stay-at-home mom.

"I will stay at home to help Pax adjust to his new life," Jolie told Friday’s Ho Chi Minh City Law newspaper, according to a translation on the Associated Press. "I have four children and caring for them is the most important thing for me at the moment. I am very proud and happy to be their mother."

As for all the attention brought to her new son, Jolie tells the newspaper: "Photographs and press coverage will make him upset. I’m very worried about that. I would like to say I’m sorry for bringing this into Pax’s life."

Maybe he’s not a fit for your family? Once this famous, always in the spotlight. Don’t be selfish.

But in answering those who have questioned the adoption, Jolie says, "Everyone would agree that children need to have a family. I have the ability to help children fulfill that desire. Why should I say no?"

Angelina even freaking changed a 3 year old’s name. He used to be Pham Quang. No, not attractive, but why’d she change it?

There’s no word on whether Jolie’s vow means she’ll quit acting. Perhaps she’ll do a talk show when all her kids are in school? We’ll see if this sticks. What do you think?

Source: People Photo source: China Daily

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Angelina Jolie has adopted a 3-year-old Vietnamese boy, named Pax Thien Jolie. His name means "peaceful sky" (in Latin and Vietnamese, respectively).

Brad Pitt could not travel to Vietnam to pick up his new, so-far-only step-son (how weird) as he is busy filming a movie.

Apparently, Angelina told Good Morning America in December that she would like to adopt (at least) two more foreign orphans after her Vietnam son, now adopted, Pax.

Source: People Photo Source: Fametastic

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This is better than real life, an illustration from Gallery of the Absurd:

Look sleek and stylish as you travel the globe in search of exotic orphans. This fashionable yet functional carrier holds four children and features diaper storage, a bottle and sippy cup holder, insulated snack compartment, and retractable toys (that’s my fav-o-rite part!). Your kids are safely secured while your hands are free to scoop up the next orphans to catch your eye.

Why stop there? I say. She could hold two large children on her back and two infants on her chest. That means that after this new addition, she could easily adopt two more orphans!

And why stop there?! Brad could wear one as well! The litter could consist of 12 kids!

Wait! There’s more! Soon Zahara and Maddox will be grown, they could add one kid to be carried every five years or so! It might never. stop!

Then perhaps they could rescue Chihuahuas and strap them on appendages ……. ………. Too much?

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Brad and Angie have filed the papers to make their next adoption official. Okay, technically just Angie’s adopting, as she listed herself as a single parent on the application. (Perhaps this has something to do with her not being married to Brad?)

Angelina filed the papers this week through a U.S. adoption agency, who has forwarded them to Vietnam’s International Adoption Agency. I wonder how long it will take until the new family member arrives.

Source: Yahoo!

Seen these sunglasses everywhere or perhaps just everywhere Angelina goes? They’re by Tom Ford and called “Whitney” sunglasses.

Buy them at eLUXURY.com for $300.

New Shiloh Nouvel is growing and keeping her baby beauty, and I swear Zahara could be a model someday, with her great features on an unusual face. Maddox is just too huge, the little punk.

Update: See a close-up of Shiloh-Nouvel after the fold. More, more, more »