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A poll for children ages 2 (yeah I don’t know how it was conducted) to 17 found Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are “naughty.” Even more so than Darth Vadar (well, what has he done, lately) and the Grinch (hey, didn’t they both “turn to good” in the end?).

I say Christian because it’s obvious the terms are taken from Santa’s big ol’ list, and the time of year this is, but maybe those kids think repenting before death and/or Christmas Day makes one less evil than poptarts parading their vajayjay’s everywhere. It really is relative, huh?

I have issue with Miley Cyrus aka Hanna Montana topping the “nice” column for kids under 13. Children do forget easily, huh? Even about their stupid losing out on concert tickets. But what makes her “nicer” than anthropologist slash official Mrs. Adoption, Angelina Jolie (the elder kids’ fav)? Hmm?

Oh but the 13 to 17 year olds apparently do not forgive because Ms. Confessions of a Repentive Teen Star, Lindsay Lohan, came in 3rd naughtiest (rarr) on theirs.

Apparently drugs are just worse than murder and oh, stealing Christmas.

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But what really is here is Britney Spears, hot piece of anything anymore, or not.

See, her album’s not doing well anymore, so I thought you should take a listen to her new single, “Piece of Me“. It’s a good track about the paparazzi, etc. No really .. it’s good. Well, to a certain standard.

At least you’ll try it, the woman needs to feed her kids. Or she needs to pay Fed-X to feed them or something.

Remember back when Britney, Angelina, Katie Holmes, Gwenyth Paltrow, Melissa Joan Hart, Jennifer Garner, Heidi Klum, Melanie Brown (is that not her name anymore?), blah blah blah — were all pregnant and/or giving birth at the same time?

Well, now … here we go again??

Emma Bunton (baby spicy bun-tonned in the oven months back), Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez (will her bust now match her butt?), Halle Berry, Cate Blanchett, Melissa Joan Hart again……

All I’m thinking is, do celebrity women get pregnant at the same time, just like real-life girl friends get their periods??? Watch out famous women, up your birth control!

Why don’t you stand up to the plate and get in a little swim suit or undies and send us a link to a photo of it.

Britney Spears looks like this:

Let’s compare Brit with someone who probably needs to lose some weight:

C’mon now if you thought Britney really were fat, you wouldn’t complain that she didn’t dance. So what’s wrong with your minds, huh?

At least he tries so much harder.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve learned a lot from my ex. Like what NOT to do, what NOT to say. . . oooh, how the list could go on. I think that Justin Timberlake’s mind has been clouded with all of Britney’s mistakes, though, because he’s committing a grand error–opening a restaurant in New York called “Southern Hospitality.” C’mon, now: didn’t we learn from Brit’s NYLA disaster?

I hope that this goes better for him, really. But if it doesn’t, there’s a big, fat told-you-so headed in his direction. . .

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I don’t really know what to say about this, but I do think that it should be brought to everyone’s attention that Britney Spears does in fact feel confident enough to wear see-through shirts, and she still has a sufficient lack of sense and style to think she can pull it off.

Hey, Britney? WE GET IT, YOU’RE SKINNY NOW. Bra-vah.

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Britney Spears led the way in the last Encino study, which proclaimed her the most overexposed celeb by 72%. I guess this post isn’t helping the whole situation, but it’s a lost cause anyway, right?

From a fashionista’s perspective, I have to say that her wardrobe choice warrants a lot of extra attention. WHAT is going on with the towel, may I ask? Why is it fashioned into a bib? She’s pitifully clueless.

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I didn’t have anything to do with it. What the heck am I talking about? Someone taking her entire wardrobe and you know, hiding it. I only wish someone could do that, even if it was for just a day. White go-go boots?!

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Just when you thought Britney news couldn’t get any weirder. . . these strange home quality photos of her sans shirt surface. With her wearing one of her stupid hats. Again. Sigh.

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