
The much talked about, much anticipated Vanity Fair 2006 Hollywood Issue finally arrived at my doorstep yesterday. I look forward to the hollywood issue every year, but this year, I was sorely disappointed. I’m sure you’ve all heard the hype and the gossip about the naked Tom Ford cover featuring none other than horse face Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson. And when it came, it looked absolutely miserable.
Tom Ford, as usual looked as sexy as ever. But Keira with her perpetually annoying mouth (thank god it wasn’t gaping open and thank god for at least this cover, there was no teeth) and Scarlett’s fat pasty arse, we could have been spared with.
Other spreads inside included: Dakota Fanning looking like the alien antichrist, Anne Hathaway with the godforsaken fringe she refuses to get rid of, Angelina Jolie bent over in a bathtub naked tattoos on show — no she wasn’t pregnant but yes, at the time it was shot, she had already split up the great american marriage, Taye Diggs also naked covered in a sheath and plenty more. But my two favourites are below:
