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Hey, I guess everyone needs a boost of confidence after a major breakup, right? I wouldn’t have gone for the duck lips, though, and would’ve sprung for a different shirt, instead.

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Right. First of all, these shirts are sooo done, and second of all, what’s with the jeans? I can tolerate a 2006 throwback if it’s paired with acceptable separates, but here, there’s no chance. The icing on the cake is the weird-looking camel toe.

But Jessica looks like her sister, and that’s definitely a compliment at this stage in the game. Ouch.

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Ka-ching! Here’s two terrible, terrible metallic dresses. One was worn on Coney Island (Jessica), the other in Italy (Beyonce), but they’re both supremely unflattering.

I’m actually surprised that Jess even let this photo slip out. It’s hanging like a baggy gold sack, obscuring those curves that she loves to flaunt. Her hair looks as sad as the dress, and that’s just disappointing, because the whole thing could be giving off such a great ’20s flapper vibe.

And then there’s Beyonce. Her dress isn’t shapeless, but it’s equally as unflattering. It’s strangling her curves. In this case, even if it did fit properly, it would still be hideous.

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I feel nauseous. Don’t her legs look positively Jack Sprat-esque? Her bottom half looks shrunken and skinny next to that massive satin blazer. I’m curious about those shoes, mainly because they’re the ugliest things I’ve ever seen. Do you think they’re boots? Or worse. . . ankle boots?

Jessica probaby looked hot standing next to the Pussycat Dolls anyway.

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I recognized this handbag, but I must share custody over the photo between Pursed Lips (whose Ella helped in naming the precise style), so I must add something extra and follow this whole chillax outfit for those who want to chicly look casj (casual, natch).

Top to bottom:

Tweed Cap : Hats.com : $38.99

Logo Wrap Sunglasses by Roberto Cavalli : Nordstrom : $310

Striped Tank : Aeropostale : $19.50

Monkey Pullover Hoodie : Aeropostale : $19.50 (50% off)

Now the bag, Jessica is actually carrying the Mini Spy by Fendi, but the closest that’s available is Fendi’s Spy Hobo, which is just as great.

Fendi Spy Hobo : Neiman Marcus : $1130

Straight Leg Stretch Jeans by William Rast : Nordstrom : $216

Now they’re not pictured, but we need … some boots! Something casj, yet chic, with a high, thick heel. Ooh, these match!

rsvp - Arion : Zappos : $79.95

Now you’re ready for errands!

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Jessica Simpson is here in NY to film Blonde Ambition, and her hair has changed yet again. I feel like Jessica is only suitable as a blonde, but these crispy ringlets are making me gag. What do you prefer, the auburn hue she had recently or the back-to-blonde look?

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Jessica has changed her hair to an interesting shade, wouldn’t you say? It’s like a burnished apricot color…with a fake tan to match! To be honest, what shocked me more is that in almost every photograph, her mouth is hanging open. It’s really noticeable and more than a little weird.

I’m not kidding. Look…

*Shivers*

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Oh my. Jessica’s dress is definitely more flattering than what she’s been wearing lately–but just from the front!

I’m not crazy about that pattern, but Jessica’s side baggage leaves much to be desired. Honestly, it’s as if the past thirty years of excellent support wear didn’t even exist. Hello, Hollywood Fashion Tape? It’s there for a reason.

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Perhaps Ashlee is getting tired of people telling her how much she looks like her sister. At a concert at the Dupage County Fair in Wheaton, Illinois last week, she unveiled a new reddish brown hair color.

Hopefully, older sister Jessica will keep that horrid red wig she’s been wearing lately tucked away to avoid any further confusion…

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Jessica Simpson was recently photographed at her 26th birthday party in a bikini, but hiding herself with a towel. (Picture shown.)

“I love my body. I’m just not one to show off. I’m shy about it,” TMZ.com quoted her, as saying.

That’s funny, she filmed a video for “Boots” a year ago that begs to differ.

Simpson also said, “there’s something very empowering about curves. You can’t strut your stuff when you’re skinny.” (ANI)

Sounds like a big “role model” marketing attempt. I mean, I love the sentiment, but does this sound like Ms. Jessica?

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