Style-Spotlight

I just love pictures of celebrities caught looking a bit goofy. Somehow it just makes them seem more normal to me. After all, I have shoeboxes full of photos of me with friends where one eye is half closed or I have eighteen chins or my mouth is open or some such nonsense. I mean, who really takes a good photograph all the time?

So, here’s Nicole Kidman. It looks like she turned her back on the camera and then swung around saying, “superstar”. All she needs are jazz hands.

And, Jessica Simpson sticking out her tongue with Eva Longoria. Maybe she’s trying to touch the tip of her nose with it.

Photo Sources: Gossiprocks, I Don’t Like You In That Way

Well, my my my. That’s quite a dress she’s almost wearing.

And there’s that red wig again…

Photo Source: Showbizz

I saw this photo and couldn’t help but think how uncomfortable that pose looks. It just seems so unnatural to have your body turned one way and your head turning the opposite direction to look over your shoulder.

I hope she didn’t have to hold the pose long. It makes my neck hurt just looking at her.

I don’t know how these ladies do it. It must be exhausting to be photographed all the time.

Photo Source: People

After Jessica Simpson’s Camel Toe Incident, it seemed like she was going downhill. The next trailer trash Britney… but she sure cleaned up well here….

I know she’s struggling through a difficult divorce, but there’s no excuse for throwing on whatever you find on the floor first thing in the morning, especially when it’s too tight.

Camel toe is never a good look and when the cameras are always watching you, you can bet these shots will be all over Us Weekly and In Touch. Try as she might, putting her bag over her crotch ain’t gunna hide it….

Looks like Jessica and her pup are both having a wild hair day…

But, I have to say, that puppy sure is cute.

Former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari has not only been linked to Jessica’s ex-hubby, Nick Lachey, but she is being considered for the role of Daisy Duke in its reprise role in a prequel. (Whaaaaaaat, must it be?!)

Perhaps Nick Lachey actually held the star power in that relationship. … Nnahh.

But is Jessica getting old?

“It’s a prequel, like Batman (Begins),” says Bill Gerber, producer. “We’re going for a whole new cast.”

So why, why, why this girl?

“She’s at the top of the list,” he says. “I like her innocence and her beauty.”

Has he seen that MTV show she was on?

Now, look at this toothpick of a girl. I don’t think so. Her nonexistent butt and skinny gams cannot fill out those Daisy Dukes.

It’s the story of two people who are still in love with their condo: Nick and Jessica.

Because she’s so casual.

We’re all so sick of it, Jess.

Tell me, why does she need such a huge, expensive, Louis Vuitton bag when she clearly has almost nothing to fill it with?

Btw, note the luggage tag, that thing is not just a handbag. What a designer-whore.

(And no, Jess was not traveling across the country at this point [and remember, the bag is empty-ish].)