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Remember back when Britney, Angelina, Katie Holmes, Gwenyth Paltrow, Melissa Joan Hart, Jennifer Garner, Heidi Klum, Melanie Brown (is that not her name anymore?), blah blah blah — were all pregnant and/or giving birth at the same time?

Well, now … here we go again??

Emma Bunton (baby spicy bun-tonned in the oven months back), Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez (will her bust now match her butt?), Halle Berry, Cate Blanchett, Melissa Joan Hart again……

All I’m thinking is, do celebrity women get pregnant at the same time, just like real-life girl friends get their periods??? Watch out famous women, up your birth control!

I think not. I know they’re a big trend, but you’re got to be careful not to abuse them. I’m not sure what Nicole Richi would look like if she weren’t all scrunched up and hiding from stalkerazzi, but I’m guessing those wide stripes swamp her small frame.

Judging from the little piece in Life and Style, I’m not the only one who thinks Vanessa Minnillo’s tee is just right. She picked the perfect fit–slightly loose and a little longer–to complement her longer shorts and bag. Although I’m questioning that part about horizontal stripes being “surprisingly slimming”. . .

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And that includes Nicole Richie! I highly doubt that she’s pregnant, which means that she really just needs a pair of Spanx Girl Shorts, or something similar. And, even more obviously, a bra. And an accessory or two. But the Spanx are by far the most important.

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I hate all the numerous reports on pregnancy, birth, adoption, but the thing I can’t follow the most is the hook ups (and break ups). So let’s just quickly run through who’s with who for the time being.

• Britney Spears finalized divorce with Kevin Federline
• Britney Spears + some-guy-in-bushes (and immediate split)
• Jessica Simpson heating up with John Mayer
• Nicole Richie dating Joel Madden (bye-bye Hilary)
• Kate Hudson not broken up with Owen Wilson, in fact they’re finally public
• Paris Hilton makes out with date Josh Henderson, teen hunk from Desperate Housewives
• Kristin Cavallari boy/girl-friends with Nick Zano
• Nick Lachey going strong with Vanessa Minillo
• Fergie serious with Josh Duhamel
• Usher engaged to Tameka Foster
• Salma Hayek engaged & preggers with Francois-Henri Pinault
• Lindsay Lohan spotted with Robbie Williams, Jude Law, DJ Steve Aoki and well click here for more. Seriously, am I next in line? Who isn’t!

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What isn’t Nicole Richie planning on doing? In an interview with OK!, she said that she will be working on “I’m working on a style book, plus I’m launching a jewelery and accessories line, a sunglasses line and my own perfume.” She might have some time to get started before the court date regarding her December DUI arrest, because it was pushed back yesterday until the 30th of April.

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Is that Goldie Hawn? No, just Nicole Richie fresh from receiving lip injections.

Starting young? Watch out, Nic, this is your future:

Nicole photo source: Trash Tonic Goldie photo source: Parstimes.com

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Now Britney Spears is jumping on, quite late, to the big sunglasses trend. She looks pretty freaky, so much in fact that I’m thinking little bug-sized, bug-eyed Nicole Richie looks much better. After all, it’s a signature element of her look. What do you think - who wins this fashion feud?

Photo sources: Style Spotlight archives and The Superficial

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That is a neat scarf Nicole Richie has, huh?

As posted on The Superficial, Nicole Richie is allegedly addicted to the prescription ADD drug Adderall, which is also a powerful appetite suppressant.

OK, honestly Nicole Richie needs to STOP. But ……

I need to get on that. I’ve had ADD symptoms for years, but lately I’ve just been dealing with it. I do okay, but perhaps I’ll feel things come back on. Like oh I can’t bear to be in class anymore. And I’m focusing too hard on one thing and can’t pay attention to anything else. And … if I’m given too many tasks to do at once I freeze and can’t remember a one. Seriously. Ooh! And I once had an "allergic reaction" to Ritalin. It could all be true!

And then once I lose weight, I’ll say well, I should lower the dosage now. Heh heh. Or stop. perhaps.

Sighhhhhh.

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Nicole Richie was arrested for allegedly driving under the influence … the wrong way down a carpool lane.

And here’s her booking photo:

She actually looks cute, and sort of like she’s sorry? Or perhaps holding in drunken giggles. She looks the most decent of all recent mug shots, take

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James Brown

So way to go, Nicole. You don’t look any worse than I do sitting at home blogging.

Source: People, Photo Source: LAist, Google Images

What an insanely perfect opportunity! Rivals wearing an identical Roberto Cavalli dress—it’s a fashion comparison sent from the heavens. Our fun will be over once Paris finagles that apology from Nicole. Earlier this month she stated that “[Nicole needs to] say sorry. I hope we will be friends one day.” If the feud is reaching its final hour, now’s our chance. So tell me, who’s making the most of Cavalli’s sorbet shift?

(Please try to ignore Paris’s obvious attempt at self-promotion, and only vote for the best!)

Photo Source: Pop Sugar