Style-Spotlight

Well, rumor has it that Nicole Richie and Jeff Goldblum are dating.

Seriously?

Even though it was reported that Nicole “has had a crush on Goldblum since she was 13″, this still seems like an odd pairing to me.

And, it’s not because of the 30 year age difference. It’s because I saw Jeff Goldblum in The Fly and I’ve never really gotten over it. I think it scarred me for life.

I mean I understand logically that he’s just an actor playing a part, but I just hope that if he offers to show Nicole his latest experiments in matter transportation, she will run away screaming. I just know he has those pods from the movie in his basement.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Source: Life Style Extra
Photo Source: Broadway World, Netscape

Nicole Richie fills up her car just like the rest of us. Except that I usually don’t wear a kimono. And, if I did, it wouldn’t be this one.

She’s just such a slip of a girl. Waifish, even. I’m surprised she had enough strength to lift the pump handle…

Photo Source: People

I may not be a size 2, but looking at those pictures, I’m loving my body more and more!

photo source: lime light

I just found an article calling Ashlee Simpson’s breasts small, which gave this quote from the singer,

“I love my boobs. My sister always grew up having a larger chest. Whether you have big boobs or small boobs, there are always pros and cons. If you have bigger you want smaller, and vice versa.”

I understand the quote, but I don’t understand the spin put on this “story.” If we live in a world where Ashlee’s breasts are small, then society needs a reality check.

The article went on to include another quote that ticked me off, this time from Nicole Richie:

“I used to want a bigger chest, but now I like being flat. Clothes fit better, and I don’t really need to wear a bra.”

A. Ew.

B. Clothes fit better because of the price point. Those designer duds are created for models, inexplicably. Brand apparel is either cut low, cut with certain seams, or fits larger to accommodate a chest.

Whatevs, crazy media, crazy tailoring, crazy spoiled brat.

Kate Moss uses Kung Fu. Kirstie Alley uses a supersoaker. Nicole Richie uses a bottle of Figi water.

Oh well, whatever works.

Despite attempts to prove she’s eating, and her new meatier thighs, Nicole Richie still looks like she’s shrinking away inside her clothes and underneath those huge sunglasses. Her hands look like a sick elderly woman’s.

It’s nice to see her so happy. Even if it may be alcohol induced. I hope she ate first before drinking… but judging from her recent beach photos, she’s been chowing down. How appropriate she’s pictured here leaving Mr. Chow with friends…

Hmm maybe she really was eating Mcdonalds the other day because although she’s still extremely frail and skinny, she does have some of those thighs back and is in fact looking much healthier than before.

The other week, Style-Spotlight reported that Nicole Richie was deliberately snapped eating a sno-cone to prove to the world she’s not anorexic. Now she’s been “papped” with a McDonalds bag… Of course there’s no way of knowing what’s in there. Could just be a few packets of ketchup she picked up and some napkins.

Someone’s eager to show the world that she’s not anorexic….