Style-Spotlight

Wow.

And the bag is as big as the bear.

And the girl is so tiny.

She’s looking really sickening.

My nose gets bigger as I lose weight, too, but look at her forearms! Blegh. And her fingers! Just bones. They don’t look human.

Speaking of Rachel Zoe, Nicole Richie looks stunning in this simple black gown. Similar neckline as Sienna’s dress but as always, less is more, and the solid black wins over the prints any day.

Nicole Richie and ex-fiancé, Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein, are not afraid to get close in public. They’ve held hands on more than one photographed occasion. What is going on???

Are Nicole Richie and DJ Adam Goldstein back together again? They arrived at Mr Chow last night holding hands and looking as lovey dovey as ever. The two haven’t been spotted together since their break up two months ago…. Is love in the air?

Remember when Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan looked like this?

If you think about it, it really wasn’t that long ago. Just a few years ago in fact, during the 2nd season of The Simple Life and the filming of Herbie when Nicole Ritchie was considered chubby next to her Paris Hilton counterpart and Lindsay Lohan was plastered all over US Weekly with thunder thighs. But what triggered the dramatic change from cheap fashion victim to boho chic overload? Two words: Zoe Rachel.

For those of you who haven’t heard this name before, you can thank her for both Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan’s sudden and extremely similar change of looks; the wispy long blonde hair, the skimpy flowing gowns, the jutting out of neck bones, and the fake copper tans. All of which of course, she herself boasts. Earning up to $6,000 a day, Rachel Zoe has dressed everyone from Mischa Barton, Kate Hudson and Jennifer Garner. But two of her best and longest standing clients are of course Nicole and Lindsay, who seem attached to her bony hips.

In an interview with The Times, she reportedly said, “I’m not trying to make them look like me. But when you spend a lot of time with someone, you rub off on each other. I think I’m kind of like an older sister to Lindsay and Nicole.”

And there she is, pictured above with both her clones. Never too far behind either of them, in an eerily creepy way. Personally, I really despise what she’s doing. A stylist should work with each client differently creating loooks for them and giving them direction to suit their needs.

Everyone has a different personality and everyone has a different look, but within months of hiring Rachel Zoe, both not only wore the same clothes, but also weighed the same number. Keira Knightley is the next actress to join in on the Zoe bandwagon. An unfortunate move as Keira has always managed to look stunningly elegant on the red carpet. The only pro? Keira already has the weight thing down pat so we don’t have to watch another actres shrink to sample size.

Nicole Richie at a Clippers-Knicks game in New York, EATING. CHOWING DOWN on a sub! Go Nic! Eat, Eat!

Hear Nicole Richie sing Dandelion from her Demo. I’ll leave you to draw up your own conclusions.

10. The Black Eyed Peas

This is just the Black Eyed Peas, it’s how they, frightfully, are: fashionably disastrous, daringly trashy. All year, and beyond.

9. Johnny Damon Sells Out

Johnny Damon whores himself to the Yankees, but looked pretty nice. Hmm.

8. Clean Up Paris’s State?

It’s all a front

7. Martha Stewart’s Post-Prison Poncho

The crime still lives on as she gives newly crocheted monstrosities to guests on her talk show.

6. Michael Jackson Wore Pajamas to Court

The waning strength of Jackson’s mind is no excuse, but at least his excuse of coming from the doctor does mean that this attire is not normal for Michael’s public appearances.

5. Shrinkdown

Nicole Richie and friend, Lindsay Lohan, got very unhealthily skinny. At least Lindsay might be putting a few lbs back on. (Nicole, where is that comfort eating after your breakup??!)

(Paris, let your old pal have a burger!)

4. Boho Blowup

Thanks in part to Sienna Miller, boho blew up in 2005. Now, it seems to be dying out (thanks in part to Sienna going sleeker).

3. TomKat Lose Themselves in Each Other

Fashion-wise, or so lovingly say the pansy “critics.” Really, “Kate” lost more and more of herself, alone, to the scary power of Tom and Scientology (and perhaps the alien baby inside of her).

Things might be looking up for 2006, thanks to Katie’s father speaking up. Now, Katie might be questioning the relationship.

2. Bag Lady Chic

Or dumpster chic. Make a style resolution for 2006, k?

1. Britney Spears Lost Her Fashion Sense with Baby Preston

The trash keeps talkin’, without a brain, of thoughts of having 2nd baby with K-Fed. And here’s how that all started

Nicole Ritchie succesfully hides her face with her white Chloe Silverado but fails to hide her slash ridden wrists. First a recovering coke addict, then anorexic in denial, it now seems Nicole’s gone Girl, Interrupted on us?

Maybe this has something to do with her engagement called off, or maybe it’s the cause of it. Who knows? But I’ll keep you posted!