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A poll for children ages 2 (yeah I don’t know how it was conducted) to 17 found Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are “naughty.” Even more so than Darth Vadar (well, what has he done, lately) and the Grinch (hey, didn’t they both “turn to good” in the end?).

I say Christian because it’s obvious the terms are taken from Santa’s big ol’ list, and the time of year this is, but maybe those kids think repenting before death and/or Christmas Day makes one less evil than poptarts parading their vajayjay’s everywhere. It really is relative, huh?

I have issue with Miley Cyrus aka Hanna Montana topping the “nice” column for kids under 13. Children do forget easily, huh? Even about their stupid losing out on concert tickets. But what makes her “nicer” than anthropologist slash official Mrs. Adoption, Angelina Jolie (the elder kids’ fav)? Hmm?

Oh but the 13 to 17 year olds apparently do not forgive because Ms. Confessions of a Repentive Teen Star, Lindsay Lohan, came in 3rd naughtiest (rarr) on theirs.

Apparently drugs are just worse than murder and oh, stealing Christmas.

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I know. I’m slightly crazy, but imagine that you’re told that you can go on house arrest and then they haul you straight back in. Look at her crying! I don’t like Paris, but I really don’t like looking at these pictures. According to People:

The heiress was taken from court screaming and crying on Friday after Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ordered her to serve the remainder of her entire 45-day sentence behind bars. “It’s not right!” Hilton, 26, said as deputies approached her in the courtroom. She also called out to her mother in the audience: “Mom!” Kathy Hilton, accompanied by Paris’s father Rick, answered: “Honey!” Hilton’s screams echoed in the courtroom’s internal hallway as she was escorted out. As the courtroom began to clear, Kathy draped her arms around her husband, who tried to console her.

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Today Paris is spending her first full day in jail, after turning herself in last night to be processed. I wonder if it is a full day of settling in and learning the ropes type of activities, or does Paris have time alone spent being reflective or more likely feeling scared. What good could come from this? To be positive one would think some maturity, self awareness/reflection, or even substance abuse help. More likely Paris will still see herself as a victim with a “why me” attitude and leave this time of incarceration with no inner growth at all.

For a person who craves publicity, who thrives on it and is seen by the general populous as her sole reason for existence, this whole experience certainly will provide much publicity even if it is not exactly prime publicity. But a savvy celebrity whose life is so much in the public eye can twist any situation around and in the end come out looking like a winner. Paris has many fans, many people who crave any news and information about her. People will support her no matter what and some will love and adore her even more.

So here is to Paris’s first day locked up, and with good behavior only 22 more to serve!

It’s far too late to try the white-wearing angel routine with us, Paris. I guess she has fired her publicist Elliot Mintz for miscommunication, saying that he told her that she could drive with a suspended license when all of us knew that she couldn’t. Common sense can only go so far, it seems, and not far enough when your name is Paris. She’s appealing the 45-day sentence as we speak. Uh-oh.

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She’s got 45 days after breaking probation rules twice. Not so sure that I’m feeling bad for Paris on this one, but this is the most serious I’ve seen her look in a long time. She’s going to start serving on June 5. Oooh.

On another note, I love the waistcoat, Paris.

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After all the “Will she get locked up or not?” speculation for her driving errors, Paris chooses striped jailbird leggings. Niiiiice.

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Nice view, Paris!

Are you as shocked as I am at her underwear choice? Those look like traditional white cotton ones to me. All right. . . (eyes shifting suspiciously) what’s going on?

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I hate all the numerous reports on pregnancy, birth, adoption, but the thing I can’t follow the most is the hook ups (and break ups). So let’s just quickly run through who’s with who for the time being.

• Britney Spears finalized divorce with Kevin Federline
• Britney Spears + some-guy-in-bushes (and immediate split)
• Jessica Simpson heating up with John Mayer
• Nicole Richie dating Joel Madden (bye-bye Hilary)
• Kate Hudson not broken up with Owen Wilson, in fact they’re finally public
• Paris Hilton makes out with date Josh Henderson, teen hunk from Desperate Housewives
• Kristin Cavallari boy/girl-friends with Nick Zano
• Nick Lachey going strong with Vanessa Minillo
• Fergie serious with Josh Duhamel
• Usher engaged to Tameka Foster
• Salma Hayek engaged & preggers with Francois-Henri Pinault
• Lindsay Lohan spotted with Robbie Williams, Jude Law, DJ Steve Aoki and well click here for more. Seriously, am I next in line? Who isn’t!

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I have to say that I’ll giggle a little if Paris actually ends up in jail. She ended up with probation after pleading to alcohol-related reckless driving in February, but things have started to cook up regarding her suspended license. A city official was quoted saying:

“We have sufficient evidence to prove that Hilton had knowledge of the suspension, and yet continued to drive.”

I wonder how this will turn out. Why didn’t she just get a driver?!

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Photos like this one have sent the rumors a’flyin’ that Paris got breast augmentation surgery.

(Paris coming home with fast food after a night out)

I happen to agree with the rumor. That cleavage is unnatural for Paris. Here she is just a few weeks ago:

But with the first photo that makes me hungry. Yes, for a snack, but also … well I just think she should make a sequel to her um home movie. Certain similar scenes would be nice now! Ahem.

Oh and that’s a cute sweater! Anyone know where to get one?

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