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When I first read the photo headline - I had to look. (Come on!)

Then it hit me, “she’s pregnant, we can’t be looking at the panties of a pregnant woman! Have-” … then I saw the second picture. “That’s not panties.”

Oh my god! We can’t be looking at vaginas of pregnant women! Have some decency!

(Stop looking!! Now!!)

But then I started thinking — “Xtina! You’re PREGNANT! Have some decency!”

Is she worried about ruining underwear come water-breaking time? (When is that now, could be soon.) Insane labor speed goals??!

Gosh, if you must go pantiless for some reason, avoid motor vehicles entirely! Have you no brain??!

One final note, kudos on the wax job, I believe a woman must look her best come leg-spreading time. Yes, I especially mean labor.

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Here was Jennifer Lopez long before becoming pregnant for the first time:

And now, is this the future of Jennifer Lopez’s breasts after she’s become a mommy? Basically, will they match her butt?

Here’s a comparison of how, after giving birth, her boobs might match the booty…

BEFORE:

After?

Remember back when Britney, Angelina, Katie Holmes, Gwenyth Paltrow, Melissa Joan Hart, Jennifer Garner, Heidi Klum, Melanie Brown (is that not her name anymore?), blah blah blah — were all pregnant and/or giving birth at the same time?

Well, now … here we go again??

Emma Bunton (baby spicy bun-tonned in the oven months back), Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez (will her bust now match her butt?), Halle Berry, Cate Blanchett, Melissa Joan Hart again……

All I’m thinking is, do celebrity women get pregnant at the same time, just like real-life girl friends get their periods??? Watch out famous women, up your birth control!

Charlotte Church has three months to go. Imagine how she going to look right before she’s due! Egads.

She may not be looking her best in this shot, but there’s a reason. According to the Daily Mail, boyfriend Gavin isn’t exactly on his best behavior. He’s been caught “kissing a shop girl.” The horror! Just kidding; I couldn’t resist–”shop girl”? Here’s more:

 

“Gavin is gutted that he got caught out, but Charlotte isn’t listening to any of his excuses. She is very angry at the moment and, when she found out, she flew into a rage.”

Gavin will probably be a better dad than a husband.

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I’m still not sure whether or not Nicole Richie is pregnant, but it’s not I can really focus my eyes on anything except her necklace. Wait, is that a necklace? It reminds me of a bib. Oooh, maybe Nicole is leaving us a clue!

Fine, maybe not. I do hope that the rumors aren’t true, because Page Six’s last report makes the pregnancy sound like a get-out-of-jail-free card:

Nicole is kind of hoping her pregnancy will keep her out of jail,” the friend said. Richie is facing time due to a DWI arrest earlier this year. But friends are concerned and “wondering if she can carry the baby to term because of her weight issues.”

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And that includes Nicole Richie! I highly doubt that she’s pregnant, which means that she really just needs a pair of Spanx Girl Shorts, or something similar. And, even more obviously, a bra. And an accessory or two. But the Spanx are by far the most important.

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I love Samantha Harris’s outfit, considering that anyone who can fit their feet into heels and still pull it off while pregnant, to me, is kind of amazing.

But the hand? How long did it take Samantha to practice the one-hand-in-the-pocket, outline-pregant-belly pose? I get tired when I look at her and imagine her perfecting that wide-eyed bambi-esque look. Cute, in a saccarine kind of way, but a STELLAR pregnancy ensemble regardless.

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I’ve figured it out …

And I’m serious folks: she took down the straps of her top and placed them under her arm pits. Why??? Maybe her growing breasts (she’s pregnant) got too big for it, and it was uncomfortable or it didn’t look right? No! Pregnant women must A: buy appropriate sizes and B: wear appropriate styles! No bikinis for you, Charlotte. Not for a while. Don’t worry, you’ll probably lose the weight just fine after giving birth.

What she’s done here just looks awful. Her boobs are probably going to pop out, and she’s lucky if they didn’t. But you at home, oh yours would pop out. DON’T DO IT!

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Miss Snarker’s comments on the celeb coupling circus are right on. This pic of Gwen in Beverly Hills has started the preggo rumor mill. Do you think she looks pregnant or is it just another celeb false alarm? Could be the t-shirt. . .

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I want people to stop seeing this:

And thinking, pregnancy.

How could a pregnant woman wear a corset top? God, man, Halle Berry looks good.

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