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About to Burst: Katie Holmes and Baby Cruise

April 6th, 2006 at 4:03 pm by HeidiGoLightly » Bookmark on del.icio.us » Digg It?

Katie Holmes

Good Lord! She looks like she is going to give birth at any second! That baby bump is huge! I wish her the best of luck trying to stay silent while delivering this bundle!

I only hope the special pacifier Tom supposedly had made for her does the trick. According to Star Magazine, “when Tom Cruise visited his local orthodontist’s office recently, it wasn’t to talk about his children’s teeth. It was to craft a personalized pacifier — for fiancée Katie Holmes! “In keeping with a Scientology silent birth, Tom is prepared to do whatever it takes to muffle Katie’s moans and groans during the delivery,” says a source close to Holmes. “He commissioned an adult-sized ‘binky’ for her to clench between her teeth, hoping that it’ll squelch her screams.” The one-of-a-kind pacifier is made of rubber, and is molded to the shape of Katie’s teeth.”

How thoughtful of him.

 


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7 Comments on “About to Burst: Katie Holmes and Baby Cruise”

  1. Style Editor Says:

    No baby bumps I’ve ever seen look like that. How big is this baby going to be? I don’t know… I don’t buy it.

  2. Sarah Joelle Snarker Says:

    The other picture I saw at this time didn’t look like this, it was from the front, but this does look fake.

    From what I know … I believe… it’s too high. At least.

  3. LadyT. Says:

    That does look bizarre, but I think it’s the outfit more than anything. If she were wearing something less “fitted” and more old-school-maternity tent-like, that huge belly probably wouldn’t look so pronounced. And as for looking too high, I, for one, carried really high, so you never know.
    Having said that, nothing about this pair and this freaky “silent” birth nonsense would surprise me. Perhaps she’s carrying an alien.

  4. Jenners Says:

    I think the reason it looks fake is because she’s still walking with a straight back. Most women who are THAT pregnant usually walk with an arched back due to the weight.

  5. HeidiGoLightly Says:

    I loved reading all your comments! You are all so witty and insightful. But, possible fake pregnancy aside, is no one horrified by the supposed “giant binky”? The thought of Tom shoving a pacifier into Katie’s mouth during labor sends cold shivers down my spine.

  6. Sarah Joelle Snarker Says:

    Maybe it’s a giant binky and under her shirt.

    Seriously, it’s horrifying, and I told all my friends. I get half my news FROM this blog (from the other bloggers).

  7. great blog Says:

    great blog…

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