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Courtney Love Sighting
January 20th, 2006 at 7:48 pm by HeidiGoLightly » Bookmark on del.icio.us » Digg It?
Courtney Love continues her ongoing campaign to convince the public that she is “clean and sober”. Her fashion tips include:
1. Make sure your hair looks as unclean and unkempt as possible. Do not wash it for at least two weeks before making a public appearance. On the day of the appearance, roll out of bed, take a dollop of Crisco, rub it into your hair and Voila! It also helps if you can secure a convertible to take you to the event. Clean and sober people always look like they’ve been severely windblown.
2. When considering skin care and makeup, the key words to remember are “splotchy” and “shiny”.
3. Make sure your breast support is asymmetrical, giving you a lopsided appearance. Ms. Love prefers to secure her right breast firmly in place and leave the left one hanging lifelessly.
4. Hang out at ice skating competitions, pick out a dress you like and simply attack the skater as she comes off the ice. Once rendered unconscious, the skating costume is easily removed and ready to wear.
5. And finally, always carry a bulky, ugly gray sweatshirt with you to wear as a disguise if you need to make a quick get away.
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January 21st, 2006 at 11:32 pm
Yeah, she’s quite the mess - and you beat me to the hair comments. I guess Crisco is cheaper than styling wax!
January 22nd, 2006 at 10:19 am
Indeed, Crisco is the economical way to go for hair styling! I hope this doesn’t become a trend! Although, I would very much enjoy reading your posts about it!!