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Tom Cruise Got Me With His Hypno-Ray

April 17th, 2006 at 10:00 am by Sarah Jean Snarker » Bookmark on del.icio.us » Digg It?

Tom Cruise is either highly misunderstood or one evil genius mother-messer. But could Scientology NOT be all crack and bull—and evil? I don’t think so!

Tom Cruise on cover of GQ MagazineHe has wily ways, he does, and I bet it’s that Scientology cult crowning him the King (did you hear about his englightened status?) and giving him all their secret powers.

In his interview with Diane Sawyer on Primetime Friday night, he was so charming, I nearly fell out of my pants. (And he wasn’t so ugly with his hair cut and their makeup, either).

Then I read this:

As for what attracted him to Holmes in the first place, Cruise says: “Her smile drives me crazy in a good way. She has this thing that she does with her tongue when she smiles. When she’s really laughing when her tongue sticks out … and it’s the cutest thing.”

But “when we’re riding motorcycles,” he says, “I tell her look, please don’t stick your tongue out. If we hit a bump or anything I get a little bit nervous.”

A–Oh. I think I need to take a break from TomKat blogging for a little while, I’m worried I’ll go soft.

 


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One Comment on “Tom Cruise Got Me With His Hypno-Ray”

  1. Style-Spotlight » Blog Archive » Out of Context: Tom Cruise Says:

    [...] Yes, I’m posting about Tom Cruise again, and it’s a day after I vowed to take a break. But this is neither for or against. It’s actually con against forms of media. And a lesson, beware. [...]

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