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Sightings: Eva Longoria

February 22nd, 2006 at 4:34 pm by HeidiGoLightly » Bookmark on del.icio.us » Digg It?

Eva Longoria

Well, I guess a cheesy rhinestone display is cheaper and less permanent than branding. It also conveys helpful information, just in case she gets lost in the crowd. Kind of like an “if lost, please return to” label. I’m also glad Eva decided to add the “P” after Tony, so everyone knows she means Tony Parker. This will certainly help to avoid any confusion. Otherwise, hundreds of guys named Tony would be lining up to claim her.

Perhaps this is a trend that other celebrities will soon utilize for more practical reasons. After all, there’s a lot of room on jean legs that could serve as a kind of personal billboard. To use Eva as an example, on her other leg she could’ve written, “Hi. My name is Eva Longoria. I’m really famous. I’m on Desperate Housewives. I enjoy long walks on the beach, Sangria, Cat Stevens and lots of attention.”

 


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