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Golden Globe Random Musings: Johnny Depp

January 19th, 2006 at 8:40 am by HeidiGoLightly » Bookmark on del.icio.us » Digg It?

Johnny Depp

Arrr. Avast, ye matey. ‘Tis I, Captain Johnny Depp, unveilin’ me latest swashbucklin’ chic. What does ye think, ya landlubbin’ scurvy knave?

I think you’re hot. What? Wait. I’m sorry. I forgot where I was for a minute.

Oh, you mean the outfit? You’re an absolute mess. There’s scruffy-looking and then there’s downright greasy-looking and you, my dear Mr. Depp, are looking greasy.

Greasy and really, really hot.

 


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2 Comments on “Golden Globe Random Musings: Johnny Depp”

  1. Sarah Joelle Snarker Says:

    Hilarious! But I could not find him hot underneath the layers of ruff n’ scruff.

  2. HeidiGoLightly Says:

    Sadly, it doesn’t seem to matter what he wears or how deranged he appears, I still think he’s hot. I may need a Johnny Depp twelve step program…

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