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Happy Valentine’s Day!
February 14th, 2006 at 5:05 pm by HeidiGoLightly » Bookmark on del.icio.us » Digg It?Well, I wanted to find just the right card for everyone, but I just couldn’t find anything. So, I thought I would send you Valentine greetings from Paris Hilton and Tom Cruise, courtesy of the Gallery of the Absurd celebrity valentine collection.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Categories Celebrities, Celebrity Gossip, Paris Hilton, Tom & Kate Cruise
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February 14th, 2006 at 8:09 pm
Too late! TomKat are no more!
They are pretending to stay together until after the baby is born in March…He will buy her a house close to his, they will share custody.
As for the bizarre hi-cut baby leotard with low slung jeans, Katie did that to put to rest once and for all if she was faking the pregnancy. What better way to prove you’ve got a bun in the oven, than to show it all, while still adhering to Tom’s dictate of no nudity????
This relationship was a sham from the get go.
PS Katie is STILL a virgin…can you say “Artificial Insemination?” I knew you could.
Just as Michael Jackson’s ex, Debbie Rowe, never had sex with him, and both children she had were by AI. Why do you think they’re both white?
February 14th, 2006 at 8:17 pm
Those are hilarious and perfect … plus the artistry is excellent.
February 14th, 2006 at 8:19 pm
Omg, Tom has lifts!!!
February 17th, 2006 at 5:34 pm
He does indeed have lifts because he is a tiny, tiny man. =)