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Note to Future Stars: If you Don’t Hooch it, Paparazzi won’t come

July 20th, 2006 at 9:00 am by Sarah Jean Snarker » Bookmark on del.icio.us » Digg It?

I’ve been pondering the issue of “inevitable paparazzi glue” lately. Celebrities moan that they can’t get away from the prying eye. It’s true that all stars are photographed at least on the red carpet, but there is definitely a certain type of persona preyed on most often.

The Britneys, the Lindsays, the Paris.

You can see what this type of star is and has. They appeal to youth, the “lower” demographic, they have sex appeal, and they all live up the night life.

Then there are all the classy celebrities whom only get proper attention. You want to be one of those.

So I have a tip for all the might-be-someday starlets, skip the hooch. Don’t dress like a harlot, don’t club bounce, hone legitimate talents, educate yourselves, and decide to have some personal morals and display them (and never preach).

If a star is hot enough (as in “hot right now”) then a lot of attention is inevitable, but that fades. Even the photo-hounded’s lights fade, but notice that those true icons impressions last?

Even to the “civilians,” be a shining, not shooting, star.

One last note, if you do get yourself so deep into trouble as to need to avoid paparazzi, DO NOT do it by speeding away in a motor vehicle. Jeez.

 


Categories Celebrities, Celebrity Gossip

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