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Hugh Hefner is Far Too Old for Sex with Young Girls
April 7th, 2006 at 12:35 pm by Sarah Jean Snarker » Bookmark on del.icio.us » Digg It?Hugh Hefner, the founder of Playboy Magazine, turns 80 (with an accompanying Birthday bash) on Saturday, April 8th. And I would like to propose my theory on his life in more recent years.
You see, I don’t think he does have sex any more, contrary to the image he portrays with three “hot” girlfriends, suggesting he does with at least them, and many more at any time before. He would like us to think that he is still a frisky man, and I’m sure he still likes the look of women; appreciates it. But he’s too old. Period. These women don’t want to touch that. Think of your sagging grandmother.
Instead, these girls get money and some fame and the “main” girlfriend (how sick) shares companionship with the old man. Hefner gets to hang on to his image until his death bed. And that’s all it’s about. Period.
End of story. Don’t believe anything else.
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