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I See Tom Cruise

April 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 pm by Sarah Jean Snarker » Bookmark on del.icio.us » Digg It?

Tom CruiseI see Tom Cruise everywhere … or so it seems lately. It felt so natural, yet I know it’s wrong, that yesterday I recognized a motor vehicle as looking like … Tom Cruise. (So I’m wrong?)

Then, last night, I completely saw old Tommy’s laugh lines in another man’s smile. (Have I lost it?)

Too much Tom. From all this media frenzy and the interesting blogging, I’ve become the Tom whisperer. I see him like a dead Bruce Willis. And I just might be turning creepy like Haley Joel Osment. *Shudder*

Help!

 


Categories Celebrities, Celebrity Gossip, Tom & Kate Cruise

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2 Comments on “I See Tom Cruise”

  1. Chic Mommy Says:

    At least he’s not invading your dreams yet like me! LOL! He’s such a crazy freak, I hope MI3 tanks and Xenu abducts him so we can be rid of him already. Then again, once he’s gone, I might suffer TomKat freak show withdrawl. It’s a double edged sword. :)

  2. Sarah Joelle Snarker Says:

    Ha ha. We’re so damaged by him.

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