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Jessica Simpson as a Redhead

May 8th, 2006 at 7:15 pm by HeidiGoLightly » Bookmark on del.icio.us » Digg It?

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When I first saw this photo of Jessica Simpson, with her brand new red wig, these were my thoughts:

1. Her hair, her skin and her dress are all blending together. She seems to have overdosed on the self-tanner…again.
2. The hair/skin/dress combo make her look like an orange crayon.
3. No, wait. She kind of reminds of me Ginger from Gilligan’s Island. Although Ginger’s skin wasn’t as citrus-colored.
4. Nope. It’s definitely an orange crayon.
5. What is up with that bust line? Looks kind of strange. Maybe I can find a photo of it in profile…

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6. Yep. That’s an unfortunate bustline.

 


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3 Comments on “Jessica Simpson as a Redhead”

  1. LadyT. Says:

    She looks like an Oompa Loompa.

  2. Sarah Jean Snarker Says:

    The wig is from her own line and actually looks pretty natural. You can see it well in my own post.

  3. HeidiGoLightly Says:

    I’d read that she was wearing a wig from her own signature line. Considering the dress color, fake tan, and strange bustline, I think the wig is the least of her problems…

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