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What Was Linda Evangelista Thinking?
June 10th, 2006 at 12:48 pm by HeidiGoLightly » Bookmark on del.icio.us » Digg It?
Sometimes you encounter a dress so hideous, you find yourself just staring at it for lengthy periods of time, trying to adjust to the horror. It’s as if your eyes refuse to believe what they are seeing and your brain kicks in desperately trying to come up with a logical explanation.
I mean there has to be a reason, right? In most of these instances, there is no concrete evidence that the wearer is clinically insane, so you have to look for alternative scenarios in which a sane person, possessing all their faculties, would leave the house looking like this.
So, these are the best reasons I could come up with for Linda Evangelista wearing this dress:
1. She designed and made it herself.
2. She is smuggling a midget.
3. She felt like looking like a gold meringue.
4. She had an overabundance of gold wrapping paper leftover from the holidays and couldn’t figure out what else to do with it.
5. She took a muscle relaxer and chased it with a vodka martini before choosing the dress.
6. She lost a bet.
It’s got to be one of those, right?
Photo Source: The Bastardly
Categories Celebrities, Celebrity Fashion, Critique / Suggestion
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June 11th, 2006 at 6:43 pm
Linda is such an extraordinary person and model. I love her to death. She’s obviously pregnant here. After losing her six months pregnancy in 99, this makes her new pregnancy all the more special. She’s 41 and still has that glow.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
I thought she might be pregnant. But, there are so many fashion choices for expectant moms now, that I must say that I still think the dress is awful.
But, she definitely does have a glow about her…so, if she is sporting a baby bump, then congratulations to her =)!
June 12th, 2006 at 8:14 am
That dress looks like a white garbage bag.