Oh. My. God. Are those pantaloons?
Is Nelly Furtado actually wearing panta-freakin’-loons?
Is she trying to bring a Shakespearean edge to her fashion? To wear pantaloons or to not wear pantaloons, that is the question…
And the answer is never ever, under any circumstances, wear pantaloons.
Although, pantaloons is a really fun word to say. Pantaloons, pantaloons, pantaloons. Try it. Now try saying it using your most outrageous French accent. It’s even more fun.
So, remember. Pantaloons. Fun to say, not so fun to wear.
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June 20th, 2006 at 11:06 am
They make her knees look fat.
It’s funny, I can only do a fake, male French accent a la Monty Python. I tried.
June 20th, 2006 at 11:12 am
AARRR Matey! She’s a pirate!
June 20th, 2006 at 11:36 am
Trust me, as bad as that outfit was, the whole thing was compounded by how shitty the song was.
Of course, by saying that, I have let you know I was watching the show. Busted!
June 20th, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Did she sing “Promiscuous Girl?”
June 20th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
A vast yee matey and walk the plank!
You know pantaloons are never flattering. The make your thighs look twice the size!
June 20th, 2006 at 1:56 pm
SJS, I can only do the Monty Python type accent as well. And, I didn’t even think of a pirate. I immediately thought Shakespeare.
June 20th, 2006 at 2:04 pm
I’d think of Shakespeare, but the baubles do bring out more pirate.
Too bad Shakespeare didn’t do pirates.
June 21st, 2006 at 11:13 am
Yes, SJS, it was “Promiscuous Girl.”
I don’t know if the studio version is a lot better, because I haven’t heard that. But as with so many chick singer/rapper collaborations (I’m thinking of that God-awful Nelly/Kelly what’s her face from Destiny’s Child thing, and numerous J Lo duets), it was awful live.