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Is There a Gardener in the House?

January 15th, 2006 at 3:40 pm by HeidiGoLightly » Bookmark on del.icio.us » Digg It?

Phoebe Price

Poor Phoebe Price. I had to look her up on the web to find out who she was, but I truly feel sorry for her in this dress. To attend the grand opening gala of Harry Winston’s flagship store this past week, Phoebe agreed to model the new Miracle-Gro fabric. What started out as a simple line of rosettes around the hemline of her dress, spread menacingly up her body in an experiment gone terribly, terribly wrong. Eventually, the growing, kudzu-like botanical nightmare completely engulfed her and she was rushed to a nearby greenhouse, where an emergency hedge clipping was performed.

 


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6 Comments on “Is There a Gardener in the House?”

  1. Sarah Joelle Snarker Says:

    I don’t like the inflate-o boobs.

  2. HeidiGoLightly Says:

    I totally agree. Luckily, however, within moments of this picture being taken they were covered over by the ever-spreading rosettes.

  3. LadyT. Says:

    Heh, heh.

  4. Flora Mae Says:

    Not so_Poor Phoebe Price!! The dress she wore to Harry Winston was a 15,000.00
    dress and is featured in all the magazines this month with other stars but she was the first to wear it. Sorry you don’t now clothes.
    So much for poor Sarah Snarker I would like to see what she wears. Hope it doesn’t look like her name sounds
    Lady T HEH HEH for you

    Shame on you Heidi you should at least know what you are talking about

  5. HeidiGoLightly Says:

    Ok, Flora Mae, so let me get this straight. This dress that Phoebe Price is wearing is GREAT because a) it cost a lot of money and b) because everyone else is wearing it.
    Wow. That’s deep.
    And, in the future, if you’re going to make comments about something I’ve written, please limit your oh so constructive criticism and righteous fashion-inspired anger to just me and not the other people who’ve commented. After all, I’m the author. I’m the one who’s so deeply offended you with a different opinion. The shame is mine, Flora Mae, the shame is all mine…

  6. Sarah Jean Snarker Says:

    What’s wrong with my name? It has bite. Or something, I don’t know.

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