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Here is Salma Hayek recently looking larger than her usual curvy-sexy self. It’s not like she’s not still sexy, though: if not only for her growing breasts (and round bottom, see photo source).

Now I know she’s got a belly now, and her boobs are like two cantaloupes, but I gotta take the focus away and ask … is she also breeding new hair on  that mop head? I’m sure she’s doing it for charity, ‘locks of love’ and stuff, so don’t get me wrong it’s good.

Unfortunately the truth just is that she’s achy, uncomfortable, nauseous and she probably feels like she doesn’t look attractive, so she did that thang women tend to do and just gave up for the time being. Tsk. Women, listen, keep the self esteem rockin’. At any size you can be a diva — and besides, Salma’s now engaged to the CEO of the company that owns Gucci and Yves Saint Laurent. So Salma’s now like a queen of fashionistas! Honey, look the part. Tame that mane and enjoy and use your free gifts. I’ll allow you to just feel comfy, oh royal one, while you’re with child - but I’ll - hey we’ll all - be looking for you to be fabulous all over (you just need to coif that one little part of you) sooner or later — oh Mrs. Couture!

Lucky, lucky woman. This hook-up is even sweeter than becoming a footballer’s wife!

News source: (Hey, I got it from Politically Incorrect with) Bill Maher

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