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Society’s Fuss with Break-Ups
December 11th, 2005 at 7:21 pm by Sarah Jean Snarker » Bookmark on del.icio.us » Digg It?
Jessica and Nick break-up rumors were simmering for months, and now that the final word has been spoken on that pair, America must move on to a new couple. But we’re no longer about hook-ups and knock-ups, today, society is all about the break-up.
Sure, little whispers have been hushing about this two, as well. But now the tabloids are out in full force declaring that Kevin is a party hound cheating dog, and Britney has finally called it quits.
America, this is really about you. You are a bunch of lonely, pervy, nosy voyeurs (and you like to eat your comfort food in your sorrow, let me add). Basically, you are miserable, therefore everybody should be miserable. Get over yourselves, people, and hopefully then you can get over celebu-crap fairy-land tail (which you might obsess over, because you can’t get tail). Get a life and live it—and it alone.
Categories Britney Spears, Celebrities, Celebrity Gossip
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December 14th, 2005 at 4:55 pm
But it really is funny. I mean she is a very popular drama queen, and we love that. After all, aren’t we all just lonely, sad, depressed people with no lives of our own?
I can speak for myself when I say that I couldn’t care less about a break up. I wanna see someone puke on the red carpet. Or even better, I wanna see someone really popular trip and fall. Just to remind me they are human.