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Supporting Actresses’ Chests
January 17th, 2006 at 12:42 pm by Sarah Jean Snarker » Bookmark on del.icio.us » Digg It?The best and worst (or not at all) supported chests at the Golden Globes, 2006:
Best: Scarlett Johansson
Do I need to describe why? Her breasts look perfect, if over-exposed.
But wait, what is that beneath her underarm? It looks like there might be a breast surgery scar on Scar-lett. (Along with some flab!)
Worst: Drew Barrymore
Everyone was fixated and frightened by Barrymore’s droopy, yet pointy (coming at us) boobs. This was not the SAG awards, Drew!
Worst: Reese Witherspoon
Reese Witherspoon mostly looked alright, but her chest was flattened by her vintage Chanel. It’s too bad. I see with this what Heidi was talking about.
Worst: Marcia Cross
Marcia Cross fell from my Social Graces with this awards gown. Not only does her sagging, unsupported chest show her incredible age, but her once glorious hair color is left bland against this coral tone. Marcia, and all redheads, you should stick with gem tones!
Worst: Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey is the only celebrity I know who could make trash out of Chanel. Stick with dresses your breasts can fit into.
Categories Awards, Celebrities, Celebrity Fashion, Golden Globes
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January 18th, 2006 at 10:44 am
Could that be some type of support strap or tape under Scarlett Johanssen’s arm? I saw something similar on Kate Beckinsale’s backless dress. Or, if not, perhaps they have both been…gasp…surgically enhanced.
February 17th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
Scarlett Johnassen didn’t have those scars from breast surgery. It clearly looks like a clear strip attaching to her bra. I have a bra that’s like that, it allows it to look like it’s invisible unless you look closer.
February 17th, 2006 at 6:44 pm
What it really does is give her the appearance of flabby fat folds. Arms down Scarlett! Was the projectile cleavage worth that? I mean … it was a bit much. But yeah, it worked to give her attention, and she got mine.