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Ten Female Celebrities who are Famous—But Shouldn’t Be
November 3rd, 2005 at 7:36 pm by Kantoka » Bookmark on del.icio.us » Digg It?Warning: These opinions only reflect myself, kantoka, the writer. I am not speaking for this site, its other writers, or any celebrity. And as some of you may know … this blog is a somewhat Farewell for me. I will not be posting as much now. I must depart for personal reasons, but I will be back to make comments on other entries. Hopefully, this post sends me off with a BANG! Feel free to email me if you hate what I said. Or love it. Whatever.
I am going to go backwards like a countdown … and feel free to agree or disagree with my assessment!
- Lindsay Lohan - someone please explain to me why in the free world we think this girl is something to gossip about??? She’s done a couple of Disney flicks … she’s got a pop album (who doesn’t nowadays…) and she’s one of the “it” girls in the teenage socialite drinking club of Bev. Hills. Any teenage girl can drink; who gives a crap? And now she looks like a recovering drug addict … and she thinks it’s hot. Whatever.
- Hilary Duff - Please, please, oh please … tell me why you think she can sing?? And that she’s great. Because she’s average. She sings like a normal girl in a High school choir just taking the class for an easy credit. She dresses like she’s 10. And now, she too, is losing weight like a drug addict. And we want her to represent teenagers today? PUH lease.
- Lee Lee Sobieski - I know, this is so random right? But why does any casting director think she can act? Because she can’t. So stop. Please. Thank you.
- Nicole Richie - Her dad wrote some songs, sang some songs, produced some songs. And, in my CD’s somewhere, I have a couple of them. She doesn’t write. She doesn’t sing. She doesn’t produce. Why do we care what she does? Get over her.
- Michelle Branch - News flash : Her voice sucks. Stop recording. Find a new outlet. Paint by number, fly kites … whatever. Stop singing.
- Penelope Cruz - Yes, I know, also kinda random. But I don’t understand why everyone is crazy about her. She can’t act that well, and she looks like a ferret. So, she dated Tom Cruise, and speaks with an accent. Who cares? We all know where TOM is now… and anyone can change her voice to speak with a fake accent. What’s the buzz with her?
- The CAST of Laguna Beach - Let me tell you why I am addicted to this show. Because everytime I watch it, I remember how lucky I am, and was in High School, to not be as stupid as most of the girls are on this show. Let me just say this — Jason is a schmuck, and for some reason, everyone swoons over him. Ugh, God, I can see his game from a mile away …. from 1,000 miles away actually. Why are these people so interesting?? They do nothing but shop, eat, and lay around and mumble about how guys are like purses or some crap. When do they ever work? Do homework? Go to school?? This show is supposed to show us what it’s like to be a teenager? News flash MTV! The OC is not reality … and neither is Laguna Beach. Because the average 18 year old is working part time a fast food chain, staying home at night eating Mom’s meatloaf and green beans while posting blogs on My Space, and text messaging friends on their cheap Cricket cell phones about who slept with whom at the keggar party near the old farm. The average teenager is not getting new BMW’s and crusing around a rich town, getting nails done every weekend, and having steak barbeques by his or her parents cliffside pool house. Grow up cast members— read a book, educate yourselves on the world, or even better … stop thinking Jason is so special. He’s a loser. And he’ll probably end up waiting tables at each restaurant he took every girl to in about 10 years. Laguna Beach = BORING.
- Britney Spears - I am going to get shot for putting her on this list. But why why why why WHY is she so famous when she is so utterly NOT talented. And don’t give me any crap … the girl can’t sing, she doesn’t sing live, she can’t act … and she’s really stupid. I will give her one thing … she can dance. She does have a great talent in that. But her songs are contrived and crappy. Yet, she is a freakin’ billionaire … and we paid for her to be. Well— you people did, who bought her CD’s and saw her shows. And now all that money you spent to worship Britney is going down some Vegas stripper’s panties via Kevin Federline … because that’s where Britney’s money now goes … right in his loser, slacker, undeserving grubby fingers. Way to go Public … way to go … Instead of one idiot pop star, you made two … Britney and Kev. And now they are procreating … sign over your checks NOW!
- Ashlee Simpson - I am going to get so much hate mail for this. I know … I am sorry, ahead of time. But all I want to say is these simple facts. She’s not that great of a singer. Her sister is. She had a ticket right to fame through her sister. She, at first, didn’t want to be her sister, and now she is … blonde and everything all over again. And finally… her songs are POP crap. I guess she’s just famous because Jessica is. What does that say about Hollywood?
- PARIS HILTON - You’ve heard me complain about this over and over again. But what in God’s name is Paris Freakin’ Hilton doing in Hollywood?? Seriously … she is a complete idiot. She dresses like a whore. She acts like it too. She cannot act (hence, HOUSE OF WAX). She does not, cannot, and should not sing. She has no brain, she runs no company, she goes to no school. She is a walking blonde, shopping zombie and the public loves it. And the bottom line is — no one should care about her, because she does nothing to contribute to society. Nothing!!
AND THE #1 Celebrity Female who should not be famous IS…
Can we please, please find someone else to care about?? PLEASE!
Categories Ashlee Simpson, Britney Spears, Celebrities, Celebrity Gossip, Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton
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November 4th, 2005 at 8:41 pm
I have to agree with your Paris Hilton statement. She is the biggest moron out there, and the sad fact is that the audience is paying her to be stupid. Is this what we reward in our lives, absolute stupidity and mental weakness? I feel sorry for anyone who wastes their time on her…but I do get this, her parents could have a choice-plain stupid Paris or plastic stupid Paris…
November 4th, 2005 at 8:44 pm
What do you mean, “plastic?” There was a choice?
November 4th, 2005 at 10:11 pm
You’re right. They could never have lived with the pre’nose job Paris. I mean she had a big nose and plain brown hair…I wonder if they are ashamed they made soemthing so…plain?
November 8th, 2005 at 10:13 am
We’ve come up with a new TV programme to deal with people like Paris Hilton. It’s called the Punisher. It’s outlined on my blog at http://ziggystardust73.blogspot.com/2005/11/punisher.html
November 8th, 2005 at 5:34 pm
That is a fabulous article, Ziggy. I’m not SO sure about such violent “punishments.” Your post is a must read for our visitors, though!
November 10th, 2005 at 5:06 pm
i agree with u on most of them, but i have to disagree with you on the hilary duff statement. Im not one of her biggest fans, but the whole idea of her being like a normal person and her being so innocent is not necessarily a bad thing. You see all of these fake “plastic” people out there like Paris Hilton, and its refreshing to see someone like hilary actually succeed in life just for being like a normal teenage girl. Shes very lucky to be where she is. Youre right, she doesnt have the best voice ive ever heard, but she has a voice, and shes not afraid to use it. Shes also a good actress, i appreciate her work. oh yah and britney spears started out ok, but now shes just a slut and all her songs are digitally remastered… these fakes like paris, britney, nicole. they are so annoying. but if they look pretty, and have rich familys, apperently they can do anything.
November 14th, 2005 at 11:19 pm
Agree with your assessment of Paris Hilton, whose 15 minutes of fame are way past over. To your list I’d add narcisstic, unable to function without a camera poised on her, frightenly unaware of and ill-informed about LIFE and so materialistic that if she were stripped of all her possessions, she’d literally stand naked on the sidewalk and say “huh?” … then head straight to the porno film production plant. She’s a loser if ever there was one …
November 16th, 2005 at 9:59 am
I’d add Mischa Barton to that list!
November 17th, 2005 at 4:48 pm
Kantoka, I agree with every one of your list of ten people who should not be famous. When the teenagers of today think that Hilary Duff, Ashlee Simpson, and Britney Spears are talented, and that everyone should act like Paris Hilton, what is the future going to be like? Oh and right on about the other comments on Paris Hilton!
January 15th, 2006 at 4:30 pm
I agree with you on everyone of those people on your list. I think the same thing everytime see one of them on TV or on the cover of a magazine. And Anney p… Hilary duff is not “refreshing” to see her songs are horrible, she isn’t innocent either, have you seen how skinny she got she’s either doing drugs or throwing up.
January 19th, 2006 at 9:59 am
I “Guarantee” that everyone who has left a negative/hate comment or even had bad thoughts about any of the following celebrities would without a doubt *do* everyone of them. So all of you, pull your heads out of your butts and get a life, and let them live theres!!!
(*This post has been edited for vulgarity*)
January 19th, 2006 at 2:52 pm
What about the girl/girls?
April 27th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
Congratulations, someone did a good coment about “celebrities”. But I think Nicole Ritchie is fine,its must be because she stoped out with Paris Hilton.
August 9th, 2006 at 3:00 am
well. hilary duff should be famous because she’s apparently a virgin. HAHA. she’s a joke.
August 31st, 2006 at 1:42 pm
i sooo agree with you…but agree Lindsay lohan is not a bad actress….but hilary duff is a kind of girl who says ‘DUH’ all the time,know what i mean… Paris sucks…so does Britney and Ashlee.