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Tom Inseminates Katie
October 5th, 2005 at 4:42 pm by Sarah Jean Snarker » Bookmark on del.icio.us » Digg It?
Looks like Katie won’t be free of Tom, she’s sucked in by the bonds of blood, now. With still no wedding date set, Cruise’s (note) spokesperson told people the news that Holmes is pregnant.
Now that Tom has inseminated Katie with his alien, “science” child, her future’s looking pretty grim. I just hope she can use some “no consummation” clause to get out of any legal agreements they’ve made, if she ever regains control of her mind, again. I also hope Mr. Scientology isn’t trying to create a new race of alien / gorgeous-babe hybrids set to take over the Earth.
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October 5th, 2005 at 5:06 pm
OMG! Tom Cruise and Katie Homes… Expecting!
And this baby boy (I know it could be a girl, but I guess I’m old-fashioned and think boy babies are better) is going to be so rich that Paris Hilton is going to swoop right in on him and take him to all the most important parties, especially if Tom …
October 6th, 2005 at 10:21 am
Oh My GOSH OH MY GOSH —OH MY GOSH!!!! Katie is Pregnant??? Where was I this morning???– OH RIGHT, watching Dawson’s Creek reruns on TBS! (The episode where Pacey breaks Joey’s heart at the Prom always makes me sad. She marries him anyway…I LOVE IT!) Anyhoooooo…back to today. What???
I cannot believe this. Well I can. I am not stunned. I am not shocked. I just want to go WHY?? WHY WHY WHY Katie??? It—-this thing—you two, just doesn’t make sense. At all. I am so sad for you. Happy that you are going to have a baby, because that is amazing, and so wonderful. But I hope this is what you want for a life partner, Tom the crazy. In any case—Cheers.