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Vanity Fair March 2006: The Hollywood Issue
February 22nd, 2006 at 11:02 pm by Miss Cinnamon » Bookmark on del.icio.us » Digg It?
The much talked about, much anticipated Vanity Fair 2006 Hollywood Issue finally arrived at my doorstep yesterday. I look forward to the hollywood issue every year, but this year, I was sorely disappointed. I’m sure you’ve all heard the hype and the gossip about the naked Tom Ford cover featuring none other than horse face Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson. And when it came, it looked absolutely miserable.
Tom Ford, as usual looked as sexy as ever. But Keira with her perpetually annoying mouth (thank god it wasn’t gaping open and thank god for at least this cover, there was no teeth) and Scarlett’s fat pasty arse, we could have been spared with.
Other spreads inside included: Dakota Fanning looking like the alien antichrist, Anne Hathaway with the godforsaken fringe she refuses to get rid of, Angelina Jolie bent over in a bathtub naked tattoos on show — no she wasn’t pregnant but yes, at the time it was shot, she had already split up the great american marriage, Taye Diggs also naked covered in a sheath and plenty more. But my two favourites are below:
Categories Celebrities, Jennifer Aniston
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February 23rd, 2006 at 3:27 pm
For someone so fleshy, Scarlett has such a flat ass.
It matches her flat acting.
February 24th, 2006 at 11:28 am
I like a real body, I like a big arse, and I value natural, sun-free, creamy complexions.
I also love the beautiful Keira Knightley. And I would rather see the first picture large.
April 17th, 2006 at 4:42 am
[...] Everytime I see Keri Russell, I see Felicity Porter. God, I miss that show. So I had to look twice when I saw her in this shot… nude. You see, Felicity’s a prude who once spent FOUR hours making out with Ben in a hotel room. Yes, MAKING OUT. Don’t know how she managed that. But alas, Keri isn’t Felicity. So here she is, for your viewing pleasure - in the exact same position as Scarlett Johansson I might add, sans the flab. [...]
February 13th, 2007 at 10:39 am
I would like to by a copy of Vanity Fair March 2006.
Any suggestions?
thanx a lot
nerina
June 11th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
I have edited hundreds of pictures of celebrities, but Jennifer Aniston absolutely has one of the finest bodies of them all.